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Fancy writing a group limerick ?

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NanKate Thu 27-Mar-14 20:29:25

Basic Rules

5 lines
Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny

There was a Gransnetter called Polly
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Anne58 Thu 03-Apr-14 10:43:06

Were disparaged by most baby boomers

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Nelliemoser Thu 03-Apr-14 11:05:05

Good stuff folks! grin

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Anne58 Thu 03-Apr-14 11:07:08

A Gran who was such a good sport

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Nelliemoser Thu 03-Apr-14 11:15:28

Had drunk much more than she ought,

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Anne58 Thu 03-Apr-14 11:19:10

Though it loosened her tongue

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nightowl Thu 03-Apr-14 11:21:55

Her words came out all wrong

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Anne58 Thu 03-Apr-14 11:24:13

nightowl that doesn't rhyme, you'll have NanKate after you!

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Ana Thu 03-Apr-14 11:25:03

Some people pronounce it 'tong', phoenix!

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nightowl Thu 03-Apr-14 11:25:57

Oops it does in yorkshire!

As you were......

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nightowl Thu 03-Apr-14 11:26:35

Exactly Ana smile

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nightowl Thu 03-Apr-14 11:31:34

(Just leave my line out I won't be offended)

Perhaps I need to start a thread for yorkshire limericks. The mind boggles.

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Anne58 Thu 03-Apr-14 11:34:32

Sorry blush

And so she was put on report!

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Nelliemoser Thu 03-Apr-14 11:39:59

I don't know how we find time,

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Anne58 Thu 03-Apr-14 11:45:21

To find all the words that might rhyme!

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Nelliemoser Thu 03-Apr-14 11:49:01

But get them we do,

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AlieOxon Thu 03-Apr-14 12:25:11

And post them in too

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Anne58 Thu 03-Apr-14 12:34:17

Cos after all it isn't a crime!

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shysal Thu 03-Apr-14 19:08:39

There once was a Grand National jockey

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KatyK Thu 03-Apr-14 19:12:07

Who said he'd prefer to play hockey

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AlieOxon Thu 03-Apr-14 20:06:44

His language was coarse

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Elegran Thu 03-Apr-14 20:09:02

It offended the horse.

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Ana Thu 03-Apr-14 20:15:07

Their relationship's now very rocky.

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AlieOxon Thu 03-Apr-14 21:51:39

grin

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JoyBloggs Fri 04-Apr-14 13:34:45

A poster on gransnet once said

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AlieOxon Fri 04-Apr-14 13:57:53

I'm sure something's wrong with my head

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