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Fancy writing a group limerick ?

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NanKate Thu 27-Mar-14 20:29:25

Basic Rules

5 lines
Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny

There was a Gransnetter called Polly
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papaoscar Tue 01-Apr-14 18:49:25

Whose last name just happened to be Jaypril

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shysal Tue 01-Apr-14 19:23:46

She hated her name

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Elegran Tue 01-Apr-14 19:28:23

It sounded so lame

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NanKate Tue 01-Apr-14 20:25:19

She might as well eat a bagel.

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papaoscar Wed 02-Apr-14 06:08:34

Some Gransnetters set off in a boat

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shysal Wed 02-Apr-14 06:10:54

Circled round and round in a moat

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janeainsworth Wed 02-Apr-14 09:09:09

They took out their wine

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AlieOxon Wed 02-Apr-14 09:37:16

And had a FINE time.....until

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papaoscar Wed 02-Apr-14 10:05:50

They crashed and their boat ceased to float.

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AlieOxon Wed 02-Apr-14 12:03:39

..........Was that sabotage?

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Anne58 Wed 02-Apr-14 12:15:19

When watching the rugby at Twickers grin

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AlieOxon Wed 02-Apr-14 12:30:06

A Gransnetter grabbed for her knickers

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Anne58 Wed 02-Apr-14 12:34:03

She waved them aloft

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Nonu Wed 02-Apr-14 12:52:34

And said "" glad I got them oft .

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NanKate Wed 02-Apr-14 12:56:04

All watched by a handful of twitchers!

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Ana Wed 02-Apr-14 13:14:22

'Vicars' might have been better! grin

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AlieOxon Wed 02-Apr-14 15:04:25

Lancashire?

Ee, a gransnetter's fell in t'watter

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AlieOxon Wed 02-Apr-14 16:19:27

(The newspaper said no-one caught her)

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Anne58 Wed 02-Apr-14 16:42:14

But she managed to swim.....

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shysal Wed 02-Apr-14 16:56:21

Whilst singing a hymn

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AlieOxon Wed 02-Apr-14 17:35:48

And was soon picked up by a yacht-er!

(Sorry couldn't keep up the accent!)

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papaoscar Thu 03-Apr-14 09:46:51

A huge pair of Granny's old bloomers

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Anne58 Thu 03-Apr-14 09:54:49

The size of them often caused rumours

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Nelliemoser Thu 03-Apr-14 10:30:07

Although full of holes,

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henetha Thu 03-Apr-14 10:38:06

And home to ten moles

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