Fancy writing a group limerick ?

When I look at my feet.

They're like lumps of meat

Can I have a new pair instead?

Gransnetters are known for their wit

But sometimes the biter gets bit.

What's meant as a joke

Can make some folks choke

And leaves the culprit feeling a shit.

A Gransnetter once felt quite frisky

After swigging far too much whisky

She frightened her hubby

As she'd grown quite tubby.

He cried 'save me, I think this is risky!'

Very good! Next...

Sir Brucie decided to quit

before he was served with a writ

He's too long in the tooth,

And annoying, forsooth

We are saved from the corny old git

as well.

Sunshine

So whose to replace old Sir Brucie?

It can't be just anyone you see.

As long as he's fit.

And a bit of a wit.

And has genuine wit