Fancy writing a group limerick ?

And my boots are even blacker

I'll get it upcharged

And the cushion enlarged

But that might just attract a hi jacker.

I have fallen in love with a biker

And I'm only a common old hiker

(Sorry: he's - I)

He's totally fit

Though ageing a bit

And the wrinkles show through his pink lycra!

There once was a lady from Dorking

Met a sailor when she was out walking

Said he, would you like to sail?

I'm a fabulous male.

But she said 'Do you ever stop talking?'

I have to admit that I'm greedy

And sometimes a little bit needy

But when I'm alone

I reach for the phone

But sound a little sad and weedy

Phone friends are always a blessing

However they are always confessing.

To things they have done.

And the naughty fun,

But a few things they leave you guessing.