Fancy writing a group limerick ?

But a few things they leave you guessing.

And the naughty fun,

To things they have done.

However they are always confessing.

Phone friends are always a blessing

But sound a little sad and weedy

I reach for the phone

But when I'm alone

And sometimes a little bit needy

I have to admit that I'm greedy

But she said 'Do you ever stop talking?'

I'm a fabulous male.

Said he, would you like to sail?

Met a sailor when she was out walking

There once was a lady from Dorking

And the wrinkles show through his pink lycra!

Though ageing a bit

He's totally fit

(Sorry: he's - I)

And I'm only a common old hiker

I have fallen in love with a biker

But that might just attract a hi jacker.

And the cushion enlarged

I'll get it upcharged

And my boots are even blacker