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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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Magenta8 Wed 25-Jun-25 11:20:14

My Grandma wore long pantaloons
Kept herself regular with prunes

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henetha Thu 26-Jun-25 10:30:39

My Grandma wore long pantaloons
Kept herself regular with prunes,
Good thing she could run,

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Ashcombe Thu 26-Jun-25 11:12:27

My Grandma wore long pantaloons
Kept herself regular with prunes,
Good thing she could run,
Being caught short's no fun!

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crazyH Thu 26-Jun-25 18:12:55

My Grandma wore long pantaloons
Kept herself regular with prunes,
Good thing she could run,
Being caught short's no fun!
Especially if you’re on the dunes

I once forgot to wear my bra

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Magenta8 Thu 26-Jun-25 22:24:41

I once forgot to wear my bra
Caused mirth when I served in the bar

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GoldenLady Fri 27-Jun-25 16:02:29

I once forgot to wear my bra
Caused mirth when I served in the bar
"Feel a bit jiggly?"

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52bright Fri 27-Jun-25 22:08:34

I once forgot to wear my bra
Caused mirth when I served in a bar
''Feel a bit jiggly?
Hig-ily-piggly?

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GoldenLady Sat 28-Jun-25 15:56:01

I once forgot to wear my bra
Caused mirth when I served in a bar
''Feel a bit jiggly?
Hig-ily-piggly?
Come with me, I can make you a star!"

I wisely told him "No, thanks"

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Jane71 Sat 28-Jun-25 17:21:28

I wisely told him "No, thanks"
I've had enough of your pranks

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Ashcombe Sat 28-Jun-25 19:27:08

I wisely told him "No, thanks"
I've had enough of your pranks.
Just buy me some wine

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crazyH Sat 28-Jun-25 21:55:01

I wisely told him "No, thanks"
I've had enough of your pranks.
Just buy me some wine,
A nice place to dine

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Magenta8 Sun 29-Jun-25 10:11:08

I wisely told him "No thanks"
I've had enough of your pranks.
Just buy me some wine,
A nice place to done
Then a good film starring Tom Hanks

He said yes but can I trust him?

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henetha Sun 29-Jun-25 10:29:37

He said yes, but can I trust him?
He looks like he goes to the gym,

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NanKate Sun 29-Jun-25 15:29:01

He said yes, but can I trust him?
He looks like he goes to the gym,
His muscles are rippling

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Ashcombe Sun 29-Jun-25 19:24:37

He said yes, but can I trust him?
He looks like he goes to the gym,
His muscles are rippling
No cakes from M. Kipling

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henetha Mon 30-Jun-25 11:05:00

He said yes, but can I trust him?
He looks like he goes to the gym,
His muscles are rippling
No cakes from M. Kipling,
And that's how he stays really slim.

I've tried diets so many times,

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nanna8 Mon 30-Jun-25 11:16:59

I’ve tried diets so many times
Rabbit food, no cream, nothing chimes

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Jane71 Mon 30-Jun-25 11:31:59

I’ve tried diets so many times
Rabbit food, no cream, nothing chimes
I'd love to be thinner

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Magenta8 Mon 30-Jun-25 13:57:13

I've tried diets so many times
Rabbit food, no cream, nothing chimes
I'd love to be thinner
But need my dinner

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crazyH Mon 30-Jun-25 14:34:30

I've tried diets so many times
Rabbit food, no cream, nothing chimes
I'd love to be thinner
But need my dinner
Meat and three veg, those were the times!

I’ve reached the age of no return

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52bright Mon 30-Jun-25 14:35:02

I've tried diets so many times
Rabbit food, no cream, nothing chimes
I'd love to be thinner
But need my dinner
With good wine, not lemon with limes

I really need more self contol

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52bright Mon 30-Jun-25 14:38:38

(Just noticed crazyH just before mine so will go with that)

I've reached the age of no return
so weight won't give me much concern

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GoldenLady Mon 30-Jun-25 19:36:36

I've reached the age of no return
so weight won't give me much concern
At least I am healthy

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crazyH Mon 30-Jun-25 19:44:52

I've reached the age of no return
so weight won't give me much concern
At least I am healthy
But not quite wealthy

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BrightandBreezy Tue 01-Jul-25 00:18:38

I've reached the age of no return
So weight won't give me much concern
At least I am healthy
But not quite wealthy
So I live and let live and learn

I think I'll take up a new class

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