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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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Magenta8 Tue 01-Jul-25 10:53:29

I think I'll take up a new class
A French exam I'd like to pass

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henetha Tue 01-Jul-25 11:33:12

I think I'll take up a new class
A French exam I'd like to pass,
Or learn Flamenco

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crazyH Tue 01-Jul-25 12:27:16

I think I'll take up a new class
A French exam I'd like to pass,
Or learn Flamenco,
Wed a matador

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GoldenLady Wed 02-Jul-25 15:25:42

I think I'll take up a new class
A French exam I'd like to pass,
Or learn Flamenco,
Wed a matador
Our limericks have lost rhyme and reason!

Flamenco is dancing in Spain

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Magenta8 Wed 02-Jul-25 18:51:54

Flamenco is dancing in Spain
Learning to do it can cause pain

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NanKate Wed 02-Jul-25 20:23:15

Flamenco is dancing in Spain
Learning to do it can cause pain
I’m more into cha cha

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52bright Wed 02-Jul-25 22:49:29

Flamenco is dancing in Spain
Learning to do it can cause pain
I'm more into cha cha
Just like dear old Ma

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henetha Thu 03-Jul-25 10:53:14

Flamenco is dancing in Spain
Learning to do it can cause pain
I'm more into cha cha
Just like dear old Ma
Who danced it again and again.

She's gone now, may God rest her soul,

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Magenta8 Thu 03-Jul-25 11:45:18

She's gone now, may god rest her soul,
I still have her pole dancing pole

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52bright Thu 03-Jul-25 12:34:51

She's gone now, may God rest her soul,
I still have her pole dancing pole
She sounds like great fun

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GoldenLady Sat 05-Jul-25 15:51:43

She's gone now, may God rest her soul,
I still have her pole dancing pole
She sounds like great fun
Like her there was none

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52bright Sat 05-Jul-25 21:03:12

She's gone now, may God rest her soul,
I still have her pole dancing pole
She sounds like great fun
Like her there was none
To be like her is a great goal

I'm restless tonight, don't know why

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Crocus5 Sat 05-Jul-25 21:38:39

I’m restless tonight, don’t know why
P’raps something to do with the sky?

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Magenta8 Sun 06-Jul-25 10:26:19

I'm restless tonight, don't know why
P'rhaps something to do with the sky?
In bed hours, can't sleep

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crazyH Sun 06-Jul-25 11:05:53

I'm restless tonight, don't know why
P'rhaps something to do with the sky?
In bed hours, can't sleep
Tired, that’s what I need

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52bright Mon 07-Jul-25 22:41:37

I'm restless tonight, don't know why
P'rhaps something to do with the sky?
In bed hours, can't sleep
Tired, that's what I need
Need a holiday, I won't lie

But where do you think I should go?

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GoldenLady Tue 08-Jul-25 21:26:14

But where do you think I should go?
Do you like baking heat, or the snow?

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nanna8 Wed 09-Jul-25 02:17:57

But where do you think I should go?
Do you like baking heat or the snow?
Forest or beaches

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henetha Wed 09-Jul-25 11:52:13

But where do you think I should go?
Do you like baking heat or the snow?
Forest or beaches
Lions or leeches

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crazyH Wed 09-Jul-25 11:59:02

But where do you think I should go?
Do you like baking heat or the snow?
Forest or beaches
Lions or leeches
Me, I prefer my kitchen floor.

Tiles are great in this hot weather

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Magenta8 Wed 09-Jul-25 14:01:54

Tiles are great in this hot weather
Or lie outside in the heather

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GoldenLady Wed 09-Jul-25 14:07:08

Tiles are great in this hot weather
Or lie outside in the heather
A cold drink would be nice

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BrightandBreezy Wed 09-Jul-25 23:15:57

Tiles are great in this hot weather
Or lie outside in the heather
A cold drink would be nice
Take-a-way with rice

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GoldenLady Thu 10-Jul-25 15:15:25

Tiles are great in this hot weather
Or lie outside in the heather
A cold drink would be nice
Take-a-way with rice
To enjoy with my friends, all together

It's time now to write something silly

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NanKate Thu 10-Jul-25 20:13:30

It's time now to write something silly
About my dear young brother Willy

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