LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I once read a book about spies
How they had to tell lots of lies
Just to save their skin

I once read a book about spies
How they had to tell lots of lies

The worst book that I ever read
Was about an old man called Ned
Who turned into a gopher
A real no hoper
And spent all his time in his shed

I once read a book about spies

The worst book that I ever read
Was about an old man called Ned
Who turned into a gopher
A real no hoper

The worst book that I ever read
Was about an old man called Ned
Who turned into a gopher

The worst book that I ever read
Was about an old man called Ned

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I'll be snoring
I'll give them a miss
And instead will watch this!
No politics, please, I'm imploring!

The worst book that I ever read

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I’ll be snoring
I’ll give them a miss
And instead will watch this!

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I’ll be snoring
I’ll give them a miss

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I'll be snoring

I watch the dancing, not soccer
But the last one I watched was a shocker
They fell to the floor
The turn had been poor
And then they all went to the locker

Watching news broadcasts is boring

I watch the dancing, not soccer
But the last one I watched was a shocker
They fell to the floor
The turn had been poor

I watch the dancing, not soccer
But the last one I watched was a shocker
They fell to the floor

I watch the dancing, not soccer
But the last one I watched was a shocker

She was so good she soon won a medal
Worked hard for us to bedazzle
Her rumba was great
Wild and crazy, not straight
First, and with no fiddle faddle.

I watch the dancing, not soccer

She was so good she soon won a medal
Worked hard for us to bedazzle
Her rumba was great
Wild and crazy, not straight

She was so good she soon won a medal
Worked hard for us to bedazzle
Her rumba was great

She was so good she soon won a medal
Worked hard for us to bedazzle

I once met a woman from France
Who said she was expert at Dance
Her tango just stunned
And by some she was shunned
But others just loved the romance

She was so good she soon won a medal

I once met a woman from France
Who said she expert at “Dance”
Her tango just stunned
And by some she was shunned

I once met a woman from France
Who said she expert at “Dance”
Her tango just stunned

I once met a woman from France
Who said she was expert at “Dance”

I've not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled
I wear makeup too
My eyeshadow's blue
In my ballgown, I twirled and twirled

I once met a woman from France

I’ve not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled
I wear makeup too
My eyeshadow’s blue

I've not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled
I wear make-up too