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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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GoldenLady Thu 15-Jun-23 18:58:48

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
They call it "spring fever"

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Jun-23 05:53:16

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
They call it ‘spring fever"
And I’m a believer

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VB000 Mon 19-Jun-23 10:38:18

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
They call it ‘spring fever"
And I’m a believer
All because I had a hot date

(from CrazyH previously)

As sunset, I took a quick peek

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Salti Mon 19-Jun-23 15:01:39

As sunset, I took a quick peek
In the mirror. I look a freak

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GoldenLady Tue 20-Jun-23 14:15:51

As sunset, I took a quick peek
In the mirror. I look a freak
I turn into Shrek

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Salti Tue 20-Jun-23 15:39:47

As sunset, I took a quick peek
In the mirror. I look a freak
I turn into Shrek
Green face and green neck

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Grany Tue 20-Jun-23 20:06:52

As sunset, I took a quick peek
In the mirror. I look a freak
I turn into Shrek
Green face and green neck
It's a good job that I don't reek

I've got a better hairstyle now

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crazyH Tue 20-Jun-23 22:50:09

I've got a better hairstyle now
I hope my Dave will say ‘oh wow!’

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Grany Wed 21-Jun-23 23:30:33

I've got a better hairstyle now
I hope my Dave will say ‘oh wow!’
Fringe with pretty slide

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Crocus5 Thu 22-Jun-23 06:53:56

I’ve got a better hair style now
I hope my Dave will say “oh wow”
Fringe with pretty slide
Any spots will hide

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VB000 Thu 22-Jun-23 11:34:25

I’ve got a better hair style now
I hope my Dave will say “oh wow”
Fringe with pretty slide
Any spots will hide
And makes me look a bit highbrow

My Dave preferred my biker style

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Crocus5 Thu 22-Jun-23 12:02:38

My Dave preferred my biker style
He said it often made him smile

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Salti Thu 22-Jun-23 19:20:50

My Dave preferred my biker style
He said it often made him smile
Smile! Not my intent

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henetha Fri 23-Jun-23 10:42:28

My Dave preferred my biker style
He said it often made him smile
Smile! Not my intent,
Sexy was what I meant

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crazyH Fri 23-Jun-23 11:54:36

My Dave preferred my biker style
He said it often made him smile
Smile! Not my intent,
Sexy was what I meant,
“Pet” he said “that’s gone quite a while”

So I’l stick with leathers and boots

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VB000 Fri 23-Jun-23 12:29:58

So I’l stick with leathers and boots
It's like going back to my roots

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crazyH Fri 23-Jun-23 12:44:30

So I’l stick with leathers and boots
It's like going back to my roots
I’ll ride pillion

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Juliet27 Sat 24-Jun-23 07:46:06

So I’l stick with leathers and boots
It's like going back to my roots
I’ll ride pillion
Feel a million

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Salti Sat 24-Jun-23 08:43:11

So I’l stick with leathers and boots
It's like going back to my roots
I’ll ride pillion
Feel a million
Aches later, I don't give two hoots.

The owl was watching from his tree

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Crocus5 Sat 24-Jun-23 09:05:39

The owl was watching from his tree
Contemplating all he could see

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GoldenLady Sat 24-Jun-23 14:15:30

The owl was watching from his tree
Contemplating all he could see
And then he screeched, "Hoooooo!"

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Salti Sat 24-Jun-23 16:06:35

The owl was watching from his tree
Contemplating all he could see
And then he screeched, "Hoooooo!"
The cow went "Moo, Moo!"

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crazyH Sat 24-Jun-23 17:05:25

The owl was watching from his tree
Contemplating all he could see
And then he screeched, "Hoooooo!"
The cow went "Moo, Moo!"
The goat said “I’m going for a pee”

My friend Mae from a far off land

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CazzJazz Sat 24-Jun-23 20:37:44

My friend Mae from a far off land
Decided she would join a band

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Jangran99 Sun 25-Jun-23 08:55:13

My friend Mae from a far off land
Decided she would join a band
Of travelling folk

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