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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:09:26

I,ve just had a bolt from the blue
I hope it's not trouble for you
My awful aunt Mary
Has left Uncle Harry
And is coming to stay, Eeou!

All of my relatives are mad

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crazyH Sat 13-Jul-24 12:28:06

I've just had a bolt from the blue
I hope it's not trouble for you
My awful aunt Mary
Has left Uncle Harry

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Bumface Fri 12-Jul-24 18:07:19

I've just had a bolt from the blue
I hope it's not trouble for you
My awful aunt Mary

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52bright Fri 12-Jul-24 17:36:01

I've just had a bolt from the blue
I hope it's not trouble for you

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Bumface Wed 10-Jul-24 20:47:39

I've a cat, a dog and a rabbit
Pets have become my habit
They never complain
And they aren't a pain
As they peacefully cohabit

I've just had a bolt from the blue

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GoldenLady Wed 10-Jul-24 19:43:15

I've a cat, a dog and a rabbit
Pets have now become a habit
They never complain
And they aren't a pain

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52bright Wed 10-Jul-24 18:57:13

I've a cat, a dog and a rabbit
Pets have now become a habit
They never complain

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Salti Tue 09-Jul-24 11:51:50

I've a cat, a dog and a rabbit
Pets have now become a habit

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Bumface Tue 09-Jul-24 07:28:33

Maybe I'll take up crocheting
It's great my friend keeps saying
Less frustrating right?
No balls of wool in sight
For cats to maul while playing

I've a cat, a dog and a rabbit

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crazyH Fri 05-Jul-24 20:19:11

Maybe I'll take up crocheting
It's great, my friend keeps saying
Less frustrating, right?
No balls of wool in sight

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GoldenLady Fri 05-Jul-24 20:16:51

Maybe I'll take up crocheting
It's great, my friend keeps saying
Less frustrating, right?

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Bumface Fri 05-Jul-24 16:59:08

Maybe I'll take up crocheting
It's great, my friend keeps saying

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GoldenLady Fri 05-Jul-24 15:29:58

My knitting is woefully bad
My creative attempts are so sad
Knit one and Pearl one
Drop one, Oh I'm done!
This hobby is driving me mad

Maybe I'll take up crocheting

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Bumface Tue 02-Jul-24 18:02:38

My knitting is woefully bad
My creative attempts are so sad
Knit one and Pearl one
Drop one, Oh I'm done!

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crazyH Tue 02-Jul-24 15:54:28

My knitting is woefully bad
My creative attempts are so sad
Knit one and Pearl one

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GoldenLady Tue 02-Jul-24 14:12:35

My knitting is woefully bad
My creative attempts are so sad

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Bumface Tue 02-Jul-24 08:47:55

I think that my language is foul
What I say would make humans howl
My dog even blushes
A bit like hot flushes
Must go now and fetch her a towel

My knitting is woefully bad

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Bellanonna Mon 01-Jul-24 16:39:08

I think that my language is foul
What I say would make humans howl
My dog even blushes
A bit like hot flushes

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Bumface Mon 01-Jul-24 15:39:06

I think that my language is foul
What I say would make humans howl
My dog even blushes

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GoldenLady Mon 01-Jul-24 14:58:23

I think that my language is foul
What I say would make humans howl

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Bumface Mon 01-Jul-24 07:57:29

The robocalls are so annoying
A human they should be employing
I curse and I swear
But there's no one to hear
The obscene words that I am deploying

I think that my language is foul

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GoldenLady Mon 01-Jul-24 00:19:17

The robocalls are so annoying
A human they should be employing
I curse and I swear
But there's no one to hear

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Salti Sun 30-Jun-24 20:56:41

The robocalls are so annoying
A human they should be employing
I curse and I swear

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Bumface Sun 30-Jun-24 20:46:09

The robocalls are so annoying
A human they should be employing

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GoldenLady Fri 28-Jun-24 13:24:39

A cat has a mind of its own
Thank goodness it can't use your phone
Are you sure about that?
It dialled my friend Pat
And now it won't leave her alone!

The robocalls are so annoying

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