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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Jun-23 11:21:30

Glad I don't live in Wimbledon
Though renting home could bring guerdon (new word to me)

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Salti Fri 09-Jun-23 14:30:59

Glad I don't live in Wimbledon
Though renting home could bring guerdon
Wombles live nearby

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CazzJazz Sat 10-Jun-23 16:00:10

Glad I don't live in Wimbledon
Though renting a home could bring guerdon
Wombles live nearby
And they don't fly

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Salti Sun 11-Jun-23 14:43:32

Glad I don't live in Wimbledon
Though renting a home could bring guerdon
Wombles live nearby
And they don't fly
Orinoco is a simpleton

Old Walter never used his brain

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GoldenLady Sun 11-Jun-23 16:15:42

Old Walter never used his brain
To think was too much of a pain

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Crocus5 Sun 11-Jun-23 16:23:17

Old Walter never used his brain
To think was too much of a pain
Relied on others

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keepcalmandcavachon Sun 11-Jun-23 21:14:54

Old Walter never used his brain
To think was too much of a pain
Relied on others
Who phoned their mothers

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GoldenLady Mon 12-Jun-23 15:54:43

Old Walter never used his brain
To think was too much of a pain
Relied on others
Who phoned their mothers
Who surely were driven insane

He made really awful decisions

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Juliet27 Mon 12-Jun-23 17:17:31

He made really awful decisions
And suffered many derisions

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crazyH Mon 12-Jun-23 18:24:53

He made really awful decisions
And suffered many derisions
So embarrassed was he

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Crocus5 Mon 12-Jun-23 19:47:39

He made really awful decisions
And suffered many decisions
So embarrassed was he
He thought he must flee

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Salti Mon 12-Jun-23 22:32:42

He made really awful decisions
And suffered many decisions
So embarrassed was he
He thought he must flee
But then, he was having visions.

Aunt Annie owns a crystal ball

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GoldenLady Tue 13-Jun-23 00:12:46

Aunt Annie owns a crystal ball
It predicts what will happen next fall

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Grany Tue 13-Jun-23 09:31:52

Aunt Annie owns a crystal ball
It predicts what will happen next fall
The monarchy fell

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VB000 Tue 13-Jun-23 10:49:40

Aunt Annie owns a crystal ball
It predicts what will happen next fall
The monarchy fell
After a short spell

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henetha Tue 13-Jun-23 11:34:35

Aunt Annie owns a crystal ball
It predicts what will happen next fall
The monarchy fell,
After a short spell,
But we still crowned William who's tall.

I watered the garden just now

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Juliet27 Tue 13-Jun-23 12:14:11

I watered the garden just now
Much needed rain missed us somehow

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Salti Wed 14-Jun-23 07:29:03

I watered the garden just now
Much needed rain missed us somehow
We still need some more

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henetha Wed 14-Jun-23 10:43:05

I watered the garden just now
Much needed rain missed us somehow
We still need some more,
Please rain, I implore

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GoldenLady Wed 14-Jun-23 16:16:57

I watered the garden just now
Much needed rain missed us somehow
We still need some more,
Please rain, I implore
Before my tree loses a bough!

A very strange neighbor moved in

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keepcalmandcavachon Wed 14-Jun-23 16:23:49

A very strange neighbor moved in
That evening I heard such a din

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VB000 Thu 15-Jun-23 11:22:52

A very strange neighbor moved in
That evening I heard such a din
He collects monkeys

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Salti Thu 15-Jun-23 13:22:23

A very strange neighbor moved in
That evening I heard such a din
He collects monkeys
His friends are junkies

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crazyH Thu 15-Jun-23 15:17:22

A very strange neighbor moved in
That evening I heard such a din
He collects monkeys
His friends are junkies
They rattle pennies in a tin

As sunset, I took a quick peek 🫣

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keepcalmandcavachon Thu 15-Jun-23 18:27:08

I hate to be at the airport
I become really distraught
Is it worth while

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