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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 14-Jun-22 18:46:25

Seems nobody likes a show off
And she also acts like a toff

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Jangran99 Tue 14-Jun-22 20:04:07

Seems nobody likes a show off
And she also acts like a toff
Pride precedes a fall

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crazyH Tue 14-Jun-22 22:33:27

Seems nobody likes a show off
And she also acts like a toff
Pride precedes a fall
Harder if you’re tall

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GoldenLady Wed 15-Jun-22 15:38:19

Seems nobody likes a show off
And she also acts like a toff
Pride precedes a fall
Harder if you’re tall
Coming to earth can be rough.

It's hard to find TV that's comical

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NanKate Wed 15-Jun-22 15:42:06

It's hard to find TV that's comical
Try searching the TV chronicle

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crazyH Wed 15-Jun-22 17:24:26

It's hard to find TV that's comical
Try searching the TV chronicle
Need a good laugh

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crazyH Wed 15-Jun-22 17:24:44

It's hard to find TV that's comical
Try searching the TV chronicle
Need a good old laugh

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Jangran99 Wed 15-Jun-22 17:25:14

Can't find TV that's comical
Searching the TV chronicle
It's mostly repeats

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NanKate Wed 15-Jun-22 19:26:36

Can't find TV that's comical
Searching the TV chronicle
It's mostly repeats
Of programme reheats

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crazyH Wed 15-Jun-22 21:35:28

Can't find TV that's comical
Searching the TV chronicle
It's mostly repeats
Of programme reheats
But then, I am quite cynical…

Gino, he is overrated

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NanKate Wed 15-Jun-22 22:04:30

Gino, he is overrated
In fact he is outdated

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crazyH Thu 16-Jun-22 16:03:37

Gino, he is overrated
In fact he is outdated
Ainsley is naughty

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 16-Jun-22 16:35:31

Gino, he is overrated
In fact he is outdated
Ainsley is naughty
Nigellas's haughty

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Jangran99 Thu 16-Jun-22 16:46:55

Gino, he is overrated
In fact he’s outdated
Ainsley is naughty
Nigellas's haughty
But if James Martin…. elated!!

But I’m not much of a baker ?‍?

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Jangran99 Thu 16-Jun-22 16:50:08

Ooops?

But I’m not much of a baker ?‍?

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Jangran99 Thu 16-Jun-22 16:53:14

Sorry, phone has a mind of its own!!

But I’m not much of a baker

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Juliet27 Thu 16-Jun-22 17:07:06

But I’m not much of a baker
Although I am a partaker

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crazyH Thu 16-Jun-22 22:26:47

But I’m not much of a baker
Although I am a partaker
My sponge, it does sink

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NanKate Thu 16-Jun-22 23:32:00

But I’m not much of a baker
Although I am a partaker
My sponge, it does sink
Which causes a stink

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Juliet27 Fri 17-Jun-22 05:48:34

But I’m not much of a baker
Although I am a partaker
My sponge, it does sink
Which causes a stink
I’m a cake eater not maker

I like a good old Sunday roast

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henetha Fri 17-Jun-22 11:09:49

I like a good old Sunday roast
Mine's good, but I don't want to boast,

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GoldenLady Fri 17-Jun-22 13:14:41

I like a good old Sunday roast
Mine's good, but I don't want to boast,
But folks say it's the best

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NanKate Fri 17-Jun-22 13:57:04

I like a good old Sunday roast
Mine's good, but I don't want to boast,
But folks say it's the best
It meets their strict test

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Bellanonna Fri 17-Jun-22 14:12:57

I like a good old Sunday roast
Mine's good, but I don't want to boast,
But folks say it's the best
It meets their strict test
And they all seem to like beef the most

I really love afternoon tea

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NanKate Fri 17-Jun-22 16:07:18

I really love afternoon tea
However I then want to pee ?

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