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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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crazyH Fri 10-Jun-22 14:12:12

Are cell phones a boon to mankind?
Can’t be without mine, do you mind?
I’m plugged in all day
What more can I say
When batteries run out, it’s a bind !

My friend, she’s decided to quit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 10-Jun-22 15:37:16

My friend, she's decided to quit
All vices, not even a bit

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GoldenLady Fri 10-Jun-22 16:16:46

My friend, she's decided to quit
All vices, not even a bit
But now, he's no fun

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NanKate Fri 10-Jun-22 17:41:10

My friend, she's decided to quit
All vices, not even a bit
But now, he's no fun
Just sits in the sun ?

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GoldenLady Sat 11-Jun-22 00:28:56

My friend, she's decided to quit
All vices, not even a bit
But now, he's no fun
Just sits in the sun ?
Um, a he, a she, or an it?

The news on TV is so awful

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crazyH Sat 11-Jun-22 00:51:24

The news on TV is so awful
Throw it out, but is that lawful?

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GoldenLady Sat 11-Jun-22 15:50:13

The news on TV is so awful
Throw it out, but is that lawful?
Just change the channel

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Jangran99 Sat 11-Jun-22 17:01:32

The news on TV is awful
Throw it out, but is that lawful?
Just change the channel
Any old flannel

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henetha Sun 12-Jun-22 12:18:50

The news on TV is awful
Throw it out, but is that lawful?
Just change the channel
Any old flannel
My cat caught a mouse, a paw-ful !

Hard rhyme, sorry I changed the theme

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 12-Jun-22 19:12:35

Hard rhyme, sorry I changed the theme
Could we turn it into a meme?

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crazyH Sun 12-Jun-22 19:34:05

Hard rhyme, sorry I changed the theme
Could we turn it into a meme?
Now that’s much tougher

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Jangran99 Sun 12-Jun-22 22:52:49

Hard rhyme, sorry I changed the theme
Could we turn it into a meme?
Now that’s much tougher
For this old duffer

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Juliet27 Mon 13-Jun-22 06:31:58

Hard rhyme, sorry I changed the theme
Could we turn it into a meme?
Now that’s much tougher
For this old duffer
More of a problem it would seem

Let’s go safely back to weather

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NanKate Mon 13-Jun-22 07:23:15

Let’s go safely back to weather
And have a jolly good blether

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henetha Mon 13-Jun-22 10:25:25

Let’s go safely back to weather
And have a jolly good blether,
It's sunny today

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Crocus5 Mon 13-Jun-22 11:06:58

Let’s go safely back to weather
And have a jolly good blather
It’s sunny today
Hip,hip, hip hooray!

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GoldenLady Mon 13-Jun-22 15:12:07

Let’s go safely back to weather
And have a jolly good blather
It’s sunny today
Hip,hip, hip hooray!
I hope we can all get together.

My neighbor's new dog won't stop yapping

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crazyH Mon 13-Jun-22 15:41:59

My neighbor's new dog won't stop yapping
He’s cute e’en though he needs a slapping (poetic licence)

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Juliet27 Mon 13-Jun-22 17:09:00

My neighbor's new dog won't stop yapping
He’s cute though he needs a slapping
Let's call Graeme Hall

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crazyH Mon 13-Jun-22 17:17:06

My neighbor's new dog won't stop yapping
He’s cute though he needs a slapping
Let's call Graeme Hall
With his magic ball

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Beautful Mon 13-Jun-22 19:41:36

My neighbor's new dog won't stop yapping
He’s cute though he needs a slapping
Let's call Graeme Hall
With his magic ball
His paws are so big they start clapping

My friends head is as big as the sun

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crazyH Mon 13-Jun-22 23:02:49

My friends head is as big as the sun
Thinks she’s better than everyone

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Jangran99 Mon 13-Jun-22 23:41:01

My friend's head's as big as the sun
Thinks she’s better than everyone
She's in for a shock

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Bellanonna Mon 13-Jun-22 23:47:26

My friend's head's as big as the sun
Thinks she’s better than everyone
She's in for a shock
And a rather hard knock

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Juliet27 Tue 14-Jun-22 06:47:14

My friend's head's as big as the sun
Thinks she’s better than everyone
She's in for a shock
A rather hard knock
When she finds she can be outdone.

Seems nobody likes a showoff

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