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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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crazyH Wed 17-Mar-21 11:26:10

I'd love to visit Loch Lomond
Isn’t that where Nessie was born?
Could have a paddle
Ness? I’d skedaddle
And look back to check if he’s gone

A cow ran into my kitchen

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 17-Mar-21 11:32:17

A cow ran into my kitchen
If he comes again I'll be bitchin'

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crazyH Wed 17-Mar-21 12:23:03

A cow ran into my kitchen
If he comes again I'll be bitchin'
Knocked the fridge over

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FarNorth Wed 17-Mar-21 13:14:33

A cow ran into my kitchen
If she comes again I'll be bitchin'
Knocked the fridge over
I'm off to Dover

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crazyH Wed 17-Mar-21 13:43:58

A cow ran into my kitchen
If she comes again I'll be bitchin'
Knocked the fridge over
I'm off to Dover
Leave the mess to Mrs Hinchin

Can never remember her name

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 18-Mar-21 11:32:40

Can never remember her name
As these young gels now all look the same

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FarNorth Thu 18-Mar-21 12:32:03

Can never remember her name
These young gels now all look the same
I don't know who's who

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crazyH Thu 18-Mar-21 19:26:53

Can never remember her name
These young gels now all look the same
I don't know who's who
What they say or do

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henetha Fri 19-Mar-21 10:24:57

Can never remember her name
These young gels now all look the same
I don't know who's who
What they say or do
Or how they acquired their fame.

How can I become a celeb?

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FarNorth Fri 19-Mar-21 10:55:59

How can I become a celeb?
I'm tired of being just a pleb

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Juliet27 Fri 19-Mar-21 13:01:49

How can I become a celeb?
I'm tired of being just a pleb
Appear in the nude??!!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 19-Mar-21 13:43:30

How can I become a celeb?
I'm tired of just being a pleb
Appear in the nude??!!
Oh, that's too rude!

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Juliet27 Fri 19-Mar-21 21:50:34

How can I become a celeb?
I'm tired of just being a pleb
Appear in the nude??!!
Oh, that's too rude!
Fame in the past - you were a deb.

I have watched so many boxsets

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crazyH Fri 19-Mar-21 22:19:18

I have watched so many boxsets
My sofa has burnt my fishnets

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FarNorth Sat 20-Mar-21 00:51:59

I have watched so many boxsets
My sofa has burnt my fishnets
My eyes are on stalks

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crazyH Sat 20-Mar-21 09:46:43

I have watched so many boxsets
My sofa has burnt my fishnets
My eyes are on stalks
Don’t even go for walks

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henetha Sat 20-Mar-21 11:02:41

I have watched so many boxsets
My sofa has burnt my fishnets
My eyes are on stalks
Don’t even go for walks
I'm fed up with covid upsets.

"I Wanna Break Free", just like Queen

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-Mar-21 15:59:36

"I Wanna Break Free", just like Queen
And go wild just like a young teen

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crazyH Sat 20-Mar-21 16:05:46

"I Wanna Break Free", just like Queen
And go wild just like a young teen
White, high platform heels

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Juliet27 Sat 20-Mar-21 16:07:47

“I Wanna Break Free", just like Queen
And go wild just like a young teen
Sans mask for a start!

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FarNorth Sat 20-Mar-21 16:31:47

"I Wanna Break Free", just like Queen
And go wild just like a young teen
White, high platform heels
A set of cool wheels

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Grany Sat 20-Mar-21 20:47:15

"I Wanna Break Free", just like Queen
And go wild just like a young teen
White, high platform heels
A set of cool wheels
But really Im just a has been

I've got money to burn just now

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FarNorth Sun 21-Mar-21 12:24:48

I've got money to burn just now
So I will splurge thousands, and how!

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crazyH Sun 21-Mar-21 13:25:46

I've got money to burn just now
So I will splurge thousands, and how!
I’ll give some to you

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Juliet27 Sun 21-Mar-21 15:55:59

I've got money to burn just now
So I will splurge thousands, and how!
I’ll give some to you
Your savings just grew?

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