Limericks 17

Discussing weather`s a passion
That never goes out of fashion
"Nice to see the sun"
"Now we can have fun"
And the sun cream we won’t ration

My husband wants another cat

My husband wants another cat
I want a dog, how about that?

My husband wants another cat
I want a dog, how about that?
Hmm, troubles ahead

My husband wants another cat
I want a dog, how about that?
Hmm, troubles ahead
Nasty words are said

My husband wants another cat
I want a dog, how about that?
Hmm, troubles ahead
Nasty words are said
We compromised, we got a rat

That was, indeed, a big mistake

My husband wants another cat
I want a dog, how about that?
Hmm, troubles ahead
Nasty words are said
There's no compromise, how's that?

But kittens and puppies can get on

But kittens and puppies can get on
With a very careful liaison

But kittens and puppies can get on
With a very careful liaison
With both on my lap

But kittens and puppies can get on
With a very careful liaison
With both on my lap
Love freely on tap

But kittens and puppies can get on
With a very careful liaison
With both on my lap
Love freely on tap
It's a positive luv-a-thon.

We've got April showers in March

We've got April showers in March
At least the new flowers won't parch

We’ve got April showers in March
At least the new flowers won’t patch
Rain is a blessing

We’ve got April showers in March
At least the new flowers won’t parch
Rain is a blessing
New growth addressing

We’ve got April showers in March
At least the new flowers won’t parch
Rain is a blessing
New growth addressing
I have a few trees not a Larch

Not a garden foe a big tree

Not a garden for a big tree
Maybe a small maple or three

Not a garden for a big tree
Maybe a small maple or three
Would like a small pond

Not a garden for a big tree
Maybe a small maple or three
Would like a small pond
Of that I am fond

Not a garden for a big tree
Maybe a small maple or three
Would like a small pond
Of that I am fond
Goldfish, koi, at least twenty three

Have to keep Tiddly well away

Have to keep Tiddly well away
As round the pond she`d love to play

Have to keep Tiddly well away
As round the pond she`d love to play
She likes getting wet

Have to keep Tiddly well away
As round the pond she`d love to play
She likes getting wet,
Hates seeing the vet,

Have to keep Tiddly well away
As round the pond she'd love to play
She likes getting wet
Hates seeing the vet
Around its edge she'd lie all the day.

I'd love to visit Loch Lomond

I'd love to visit Loch Lomond
Isn’t that where Nessie was born?

I'd love to visit Loch Lomond
Isn’t that where Nessie was born?
Could have a paddle

I'd love to visit Loch Lomond
Isn’t that where Nessie was born?
Could have a paddle
Ness? I’d skedaddle