Limericks 17

I'm here with a nice, cosy fire
While outside the weather is dire

I'm here with a nice, cosy fire
While outside the weather is dire
A cuppa and cake

I`m here with a nice, cosy fire
While outside the weather is dire'
A cuppa and cake
Would my evening make

I`m here with a nice, cosy fire
While outside the weather is dire'
A cuppa and cake
Would my evening make
It's such a nice simple desire.

The small things are often the best,

The small things are often the best
To lift us from problems that test

The small things are often the best
To lift us from problems that test
It's not asking much

The small things are often the best
To lift us from problems that test
It's not asking much
As just a light touch

The small things are often the best
To lift us from problems that test
It's not asking much
As just a light touch
Can make us feel loved and well blessed.

I've never liked biscuit dunking

I've never liked biscuit dunking
I prefer a crisp one for munching

I've never liked biscuit dunking
I prefer a crisp one for munching
Lasts that much longer

I've never liked biscuit dunking
I prefer a crisp one for munching
Lasts that much longer
Makes me feel stronger

I've never liked biscuit dunking
I prefer a crisp one for munching
Lasts that much longer
Makes me feel stronger
I love the sound of crunching

I doubt it does my teeth any good

I doubt it does teeth any good
A habit I`ll nip in the bud

I doubt it does teeth any good
A habit I'll nip in the bud
My waist will thank me

I doubt it does teeth any good
A habit I'll nip in the bud
My waist will thank me
I only drank tea

I doubt it does teeth any good
A habit I'll nip in the bud
My waist will thank me
I only drank tea
To make sure I have healthy blood.

Some days I can walk many miles

Some days I can walk many miles
With comfy shoes and lots of smiles

Some days I can walk many miles
With comfy shoes and lot of smiles
As tight shoes which pinch

Some days I can walk many miles
With comfy shoes and lots of smiles
As tight shoes which pinch
Now just make me flinch

Some days I can walk many miles
With comfy shoes and lots of smiles
As tight shoes which pinch
Now just make me flinch
So no more hiking with Giles.

Pam once wore some high stilettos

Pam once wore some high stilettos
When she went to get Burritos

Pam once wore some high stilettos
When she went to get Burritos
On them she tottered

Pam once wore some high stilettos
When she went to get Burritos
On them she tottered
Through town she pottered

Pam once wore some high stilettos
When she went to get Burritos
On them she tottered
Through town she pottered
While eating lovely Cornettos.

But one of her heels snapped in two

But one of her heels snapped in two
Onto the ground poor Pammy flew