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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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crazyH Thu 15-Oct-20 09:26:03

He moved to a place called Pratt's Bottom
It's full of fleas and he got'em
The place suits him well
Has no sense of smell

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henetha Thu 15-Oct-20 09:30:04

He moved to a place called Pratt's Bottom
It's full of fleas and he got'em
The place suits him well
Has no sense of smell
But the itching is absolutely rotten.

So today he's flying to Rhodes

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 15-Oct-20 14:24:42

So today he's flying to Rhodes
Just to check out some new abodes

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crazyH Thu 15-Oct-20 16:07:17

So today he's flying to Rhodes
Just to check out some new abodes
Nothing too big

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Jangran99 Thu 15-Oct-20 19:55:46

So today he's flying to Rhodes
Just to check out some new abodes
Nothing too big
No garden to dig

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crazyH Thu 15-Oct-20 21:08:30

So today he's flying to Rhodes
Just to check out some new abodes
Nothing too big
No garden to dig
And no gravelly winding roads.

He's hoping to meet a Greek goddess

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 16-Oct-20 09:55:17

He's hoping to meet a Greek goddess
Who doesn't show too much oddness

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henetha Fri 16-Oct-20 10:17:48

He's hoping to meet a Greek goddess
Who doesn't show too much oddness
And has pots of money

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crazyH Fri 16-Oct-20 10:27:03

He's hoping to meet a Greek goddess
Who doesn't show too much oddness
Has pots of money
Beehives with honey

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henetha Sat 17-Oct-20 11:00:14

He's hoping to meet a Greek goddess
Who doesn't show too much oddness
Has pots of money
Beehives with honey
And yet still is incredibly modest.

He soon met a girl called Pandora

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 17-Oct-20 11:07:50

He soon met a girl called Pandora
And her young sister, she's Flora

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crazyH Sat 17-Oct-20 14:52:02

He soon met a girl called Pandora
And her young sister, she's Flora
Both were quite jolly

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Hellogirl1 Sat 17-Oct-20 22:22:58

He soon met a girl called Pandora
And her young sister, she`s Flora
Both were quite jolly,
More so on the Bolly

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Jangran99 Sat 17-Oct-20 23:38:21

He soon met a girl called Pandora
And her young sister, she`s Flora
Both were quite jolly,
More so on the Bolly
Of which they drank a plethora

I've thought of taking up writing

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 18-Oct-20 08:59:50

I've thought of taking up writing
One's memoirs could be exciting

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henetha Sun 18-Oct-20 10:53:34

I've thought of taking up writing
One's memoirs could be exciting
But I've secrets to hide

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Juliet27 Sun 18-Oct-20 15:22:58

I've thought of taking up writing
One's memoirs could be exciting
But I've secrets to hide
And I can’t confide

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Jangran99 Mon 19-Oct-20 00:36:20

I've thought of taking up writing
One's memoirs could be exciting
But I've secrets to hide
And I can’t confide
Some dastardly deeds highlighting

Because I’m a girl with a past

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Oct-20 06:41:23

Because I’m a girl with a past
Who led life in the lane that’s fast

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 19-Oct-20 15:34:03

Because I'm a girl with a past
Who led life in the lane that's fast
Skeletons rattle

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Oct-20 16:35:32

Because I'm a girl with a past
Who led life in the lane that's fast
Skeletons rattle
And people prattle

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Jangran99 Mon 19-Oct-20 20:38:50

Because I'm a girl with a past
Who led life in the lane that's fast
Skeletons rattle
And people prattle
But the truth would leave them aghast

They’d never associate me

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crazyH Mon 19-Oct-20 20:45:14

They’d never associate me
With having five men up a tree

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Oct-20 21:32:35

They’d never associate me
With having five men up a tree
Were they all hiding?

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crazyH Mon 19-Oct-20 22:22:31

They’d never associate me
With having five men up a tree
Were they all hiding?
Were they law abiding?

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