Limericks 14

I fear we have left it too late
Earth's future is not looking great
So much harm has been done

I fear we have left it too late
Earth's future is not looking great

Do you want to set the world alight?
Climb Everest or join Bigfoot one night?
Cut flight pollution?
Find a solution
To start setting the world to right.

I fear we have left it too late

Do you want to set the world alight?
Climb Everest or join Bigfoot one night?
Cut flight pollution?
Find a solution

Do you want to set the world alight?
Climb Everest or join Bigfoot one night?
Cut flight pollution?

Do you want to set the world alight?
Climb Everest or join Bigfoot one night?

If able to change your career
In which direction would you steer?
Engineer perhaps?
Or a maker of maps?
Maybe I'd keep it under wraps

What about Harry and Meghan?

If able to change your career
In which direction would you steer?
Engineer perhaps?
Or a maker of maps?
It's too late for me now I fear.

Do you want to set the world alight?

If able to change your career
In which direction would you steer?
Engineer perhaps?
Or a maker of maps?

If able to change your career
In which direction would you steer?
Engineer perhaps?

If able to change your career
In which direction would you steer?

Nessie swims up and down Loch Ness
You can but see it more or less
A couple of humps
Mysterious bumps
But what it is is just a guess

If able to change your career

Nessie swims up and down Loch Ness
You can but see it more or less
A couple of humps
Mysterious bumps

Please ignore ?

Nessie swims up and down Loch Ness
You can but see it more or less
A couple of humps
Long scraggy neck, no sign of mumps.

Many have tried, but all have failed

Nessie swims up and down Loch Ness
You can but see it more or less
A couple of humps

Hellogirl, I think, that Limerick has been completed...
We’re on to ‘Nessie .....’

Carrie cut Boris` unkempt hair
She didn`t colour it, it`s still quite fair
His style is a "Mop"
Unruly on top

Nessie swims up and down Loch Ness
You can but see it more or less

I wish I was a fly on the wall
Of the bathroom or the hall
Ooh! The sights I'd see
Boris and Carrie!!!!
I'd wish I didn't have eyes, at all.

Nessie swims up and down Loch Ness

I wish I was a fly on the wall
Of the bathroom or the hall
Ooh! The sights I'd see
Boris and Carrie!!!!

I wish I was a fly on the wall
Of the bathroom or the hall
Ooh! The sights I'd see

I wish I was a fly on the wall
Of the bathroom or the hall

Carrie cut Boris' unkempt hair
She didn’t colour it, it’s still quite fair
His style is a "Mop"
Great, after a lop
But is he really blonde 'down there'.

I wish I was a fly on the wall

Carrie cut Boris' unkempt hair
She didn’t colour it, it’s still quite fair
His style is a "Mop"
Great, after a lop