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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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crazyH Fri 09-Oct-20 19:51:19

It looks like more lockdown to come
And with common sense we'll succumb
What choice do we have

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 10-Oct-20 12:32:25

It looks like more lockdown to come
And with common sense we'll succumb
What choice do we have
Don't act like a chav

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Juliet27 Sat 10-Oct-20 12:49:10

It looks like more lockdown to come
And with common sense we'll succumb
What choice do we have
Don't act like a chav
Harm is done by those acting dumb

A cheerful chappie from Cheddar

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Jangran99 Sat 10-Oct-20 23:44:37

A cheerful chappie from Cheddar
Worshipped wee Winnie and wed 'er

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Juliet27 Sun 11-Oct-20 07:57:29

A cheerful chappie from Cheddar
Worshipped wee Winnie and wed 'er
Had twins Tom and Tim

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 11-Oct-20 09:26:33

A cheerful chappie from Cheddar
Worshipped wee Winnie and wed'er
Had twins Tom and Tim
All those nappies - grim

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Juliet27 Sun 11-Oct-20 09:50:22

A cheerful chappie from Cheddar
Worshipped wee Winnie and wed'er
Had twins Tom and Tim
All those nappies - grim
He now wishes he’d not led’er

In time Tom and Tim proved worthwhile

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henetha Sun 11-Oct-20 10:14:49

In time Tom and Tim proved worthwhile
Tom worked hard and Tim made her smile

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crazyH Sun 11-Oct-20 13:03:57

In time Tom and Tim proved worthwhile
Tom worked hard and Tim made her smile
They did pay their way

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Grany Sun 11-Oct-20 18:11:07

In time Tom and Tim proved worthwhile
Tom worked hard and Tim made her smile
They did pay their way
So proud she woukd say

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crazyH Sun 11-Oct-20 18:20:33

In time Tom and Tim proved worthwhile
Tom worked hard and Tim made her smile
They did pay their way
So proud she would say
My boys are really worth a 'pile'

The married and brought home their brides

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Juliet27 Sun 11-Oct-20 18:47:27

They married and brought home their brides
The neighbours made a few asides

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henetha Mon 12-Oct-20 09:51:14

They married and brought home their brides
The neighbours made a few asides
With two babies due

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 12-Oct-20 10:17:40

They married and brought home their brides
The neighbours made a few asides
With two babies due
Is it pink or blue?

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Jangran99 Mon 12-Oct-20 11:54:18

They married and brought home their brides
The neighbours made a few asides
With two babies due
Is it pink or blue?
It will be nature that decides.

The grandparents are overjoyed

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Juliet27 Mon 12-Oct-20 14:24:35

The grandparents are overjoyed
And hope that both boys stay employed

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crazyH Mon 12-Oct-20 17:35:27

The grandparents are overjoyed
And hope that both boys stay employed
Some help she will give

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Hellogirl1 Mon 12-Oct-20 22:27:37

The grandparents are overjoyed
And hope that both boys stay employed
Some help she will give
But where will they live?

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Juliet27 Tue 13-Oct-20 06:33:16

The grandparents are overjoyed
And hope that both boys stay employed
Some help she will give
But where will they live?
Their parents peace is now destroyed

Their household total will be eight

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Oct-20 09:52:13

Their household total will be eight
And so for the latest update

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Juliet27 Tue 13-Oct-20 23:00:18

Their household total will be eight
And so for the latest update
Who shall we throw out?

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crazyH Tue 13-Oct-20 23:03:51

Their household total will be eight
And so for the latest update
Who shall we throw out?
Him, with a constant pout

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 14-Oct-20 09:38:24

Their household total will be eight
And so for the latest update
Who shall we throw out?
Him, with a constant pout
So I packed him off with his mate.

He moved to a place called Pratt's Bottom

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henetha Wed 14-Oct-20 10:17:43

He moved to a place called Pratt's Bottom
It's full of fleas and he got'em

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Juliet27 Thu 15-Oct-20 06:39:26

He moved to a place called Pratt's Bottom
It's full of fleas and he got'em
The place suits him well

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