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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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callgirl1 Tue 18-Feb-20 01:15:47

That Crieff woman was a martial arts champ
But her friends were so terribly camp,

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henetha Tue 18-Feb-20 11:01:21

That Crieff woman was a martial arts champ
But her friends were so terribly camp,
The umpire wore pink

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crazyH Tue 18-Feb-20 11:26:50

That Crieff woman was a martial arts champ
But her friends were so terribly camp,
The umpire wore pink
It sure caused a stink

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 18-Feb-20 12:08:00

That Crieff woman was a martial arts champ
But her friends were so terribly camp
The umpire wore pink
It sure caused a stink
Because with the sequins she looked like a vamp.

There was a trampoline blown into a tree

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Juliet27 Tue 18-Feb-20 15:14:37

There was a trampoline blown into a tree
Shame it wasn’t tethered under bolt and key

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crazyH Tue 18-Feb-20 15:45:59

There was a trampoline blown into a tree
Shame it wasn’t tethered under bolt and key
The birds got a fright

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Grany Tue 18-Feb-20 15:47:37

There was a trampoline blown into a tree
Shame it wasn’t tethered under bolt and key
The birds got a fright
Late at night

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crazyH Tue 18-Feb-20 16:04:09

There was a trampoline blown into a tree
Shame it wasn’t tethered under bolt and key
The birds got a fright
Late at night
They flew to nest by the sea.

Went to the garden and to my horror discovered

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callgirl1 Wed 19-Feb-20 01:16:56

Went to my garden and to my horror discovered
That all my poor plants just hadn`t recovered

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Juliet27 Wed 19-Feb-20 06:27:46

Went to my garden and to my horror discovered
That all my poor plants just hadn`t recovered
Most of them drowned

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henetha Wed 19-Feb-20 11:05:19

Went to my garden and to my horror discovered
That all my poor plants just hadn`t recovered
Most of them drowned
And sank underground

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Jangran99 Wed 19-Feb-20 18:13:57

Went to my garden and to my horror discovered
That all my poor plants just hadn`t recovered
Most of them drowned
And sank underground
As over the devastation I hovered.

So I'm taking a trip to Gardenland

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Grany Wed 19-Feb-20 20:45:58

So I'm taking a trip to Gardenland
To bring home as many plants as I can

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Jangran99 Wed 19-Feb-20 22:01:54

So I'm taking a trip to Gardenland
To bring home as many plants as I planned
I have to renew

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crazyH Wed 19-Feb-20 22:06:06

So I'm taking a trip to Gardenland
To bring home as many plants as I planned
I have to renew
My violets so blue

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henetha Thu 20-Feb-20 10:17:27

So I'm taking a trip to Gardenland
To bring home as many plants as I planned
I have to renew
My violets so blue
When I'm done it will be beautifully grand

So could it stop raining now please

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 20-Feb-20 13:25:51

So could it stop raining now please
Gutters are overflowing, oh Jeez

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crazyH Thu 20-Feb-20 13:29:28

So could it stop raining now please
Gutters are overflowing, oh Jeez
My garden's all boggy

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callgirl1 Thu 20-Feb-20 21:03:41

So could it stop raining now please
Gutters are overflowing, oh Jeez
My garden`s all boggy
My lettuces are soggy,

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henetha Fri 21-Feb-20 10:42:01

So could it stop raining now please
Gutters are overflowing, oh Jeez
My garden`s all boggy
My lettuces are soggy,
And I'm muddy right up to my knees.

Some warm sunshine would really great

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Feb-20 13:57:27

Some warm sunshine would really be great
We’ve all had such a long time to wait

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Grany Fri 21-Feb-20 14:53:57

Some warm sunshine would really be great
We’ve all had such a long time to wait
Getting the garden ready to sit out

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Jangran99 Fri 21-Feb-20 15:45:55

Some warm sunshine would really be great
We’ve all had such a long time to wait
Getting ready to sit out
Watching the plants sprout

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Feb-20 16:02:47

Some warm sunshine would really be great
We’ve all had such a long time to wait
Getting ready to sit out
Watching the plants sprout
This winter had left it in such a state

The birds are searching out nesting sites

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Jangran99 Fri 21-Feb-20 17:57:48

The birds are searching out nesting sites
Noisily establishing squatters rights

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