Limericks 12

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time
Once a year is fine

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They`ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time
Once a year is fine
For my eyes to pop out of their sockets.

A pub near us has a display

A pub near us has a display
I like the lights, but the sound, nay nay.

A pub near us has a display
I like the lights, but the sound, nay nay.
A time for earplugs

A pub near us has a display
I like the lights, but the sound, nay nay.
A time for earplugs
And comforting dogs

A pub near us has a display
I like the lights, but the sound, nay nay.
A time for earplugs
And comforting dogs
It’s a horrible noise I have to say !

I wish I lived by the seaside

I wish I lived by the seaside
Living with the sound of the incoming tide

I wish I lived by the seaside
Living with the sound of the incoming tide
The waves rolling in

I wish I lived by the seaside
Living with the sound of the incoming tide
I would run on the sand

I wish I lived by the seaside
Living with the sound of the incoming tide
I would run on the sand
With my shoes in my hand

I wish I lived by the seaside
Living with the sound of the incoming tide
I would run on the sand
With my shoes in my hand
And ask Neptune to give me a ride!

But a plunge in the surf is my preference

But a plunge in the surf is my preference
Though I’d better search tide times reference

But a plunge in the surf is my preference
Though I’d better search tide times reference
Don’t want to be found

But a plunge in the surf is my preference
Though I’d better search tide times reference
Don’t want to be found
Nor want to be drowned

But a plunge in the surf is my preference
Though I’d better search tide times reference
Don’t want to be found
Nor want to be drowned
To all lifeguards ... due deference.

An odd name for a place is Nantucket

ooh tempting but...

An odd name for a place is Nantucket
Was there a list from which they could pluck it

An odd name for a place is Nantucket
Was there a list from which they could pluck it
The final line will be a tempting one

An odd name for a place is Nantucket
Was there a list from which they could pluck it
Final line should be fun

An odd name for a place is Nantucket
Was there a list from which they could pluck it
Final line should be fun
But I won't be the one

An odd name for a place is Nantucket
Was there a list from which they could pluck it
Final line should be fun
But I won't be the one
Cos I know what rhymes is Pawtucket!

Whoops again .....

A certain Gransnetter from Surrey

A certain Gransnetter from Surrey
Fell in love with a coalman called Murray

A certain Gransnetter from Surrey
Fell in love with a coalman called Murray
But all that black dust

A certain Gransnetter from Surrey
Fell in love with a coalman called Murray
But all that black dust
Put paid to her lust