Limericks 12

The birds are searching out nesting sites
Noisily establishing squatters rights
With chirrups and tweets

The birds are searching out nesting sites
Noisily establishing squatters rights
With chirrups and tweets
But no pillows or sheets
They're all training their babies for flights

And once the warm weather is here
And the skies so incredibly clear

Grandmafrenchwelcome to our limericks game. Could I just point out that we add one line in turn, except after adding the final line when that poster starts the next poem.

And once the warm weather is here
Our troubles will all disappear

And once the warm weather is here

And once the warm weather is here
Our troubles will all disappear

And once the warm weather is here
Our troubles will all disappear
We can hang washing out

And once the warm weather is here
Our troubles will all disappear
We can hang washing out
And there's no doubt

And once the warm weather is here
Our troubles will all disappear
We can hang washing out
And there`s no doubt
That hubby will crave a cold beer.

He likes the beers with funny names,

He likes the beers with funny names,
I see there’s an ale called The Rev James

He likes the beers with funny names,
I see there’s an ale called The Rev James
I hope the taste is good

He likes the beers with funny names
I see there's an ale called The Rev James
I hope the taste is good
And it isn't an old dud

He likes the beers with funny names
I see there's an ale called The Rev James
I hope the taste is good
And it isn't an old dud
Let’s hope it lives up to its claims

I really should cut back on afternoon naps

I really should cut back on afternoon naps
First cut back on afternoon schnapps

I really should cut back on afternoon naps
First cut back on afternoon schnapps
Its time for bed

I really should cut back on afternoon naps
First cut back on afternoon schnapps
Its time for bed
But sleep has fled

I really should cut back on afternoon naps
First cut back on afternoon schnapps
Its time for bed
But sleep has fled
So I'll spend the next hour on games apps

A spirited lass from Tobermory

A spirited lass from Tobermory
While rock climbing was in her glory

Having listened to pronunciation, I'm changing it

A spirited lass from Tobermory
Couldn't help but be in a hurry

A spirited lass from Tobermory
Couldn't help but be in a hurry
She went off the rails

A spirited lass from Tobermory
Couldn't help but be in a hurry
She went off the rails
And began to eat snails

A spirited lass from Tobermory
Couldn't help but be in a hurry
She went off the rails
And began to eat snails
And off to the bathroom she’d scurry

She felt she’d be better off with whisky

She felt she’d be better off with whisky
Oh gawd no!!!! they said, she'll get too frisky

She felt she’d be better off with whisky
Oh gawd no!!!! they said, she'll get too frisky
I'll just have a we dram

She felt she`d be better off with whisky
Oh gawd no!!!! they said, she`ll get too frisky
I`ll just have a wee dram
Whilst riding the tram,

She felt she`d be better off with whisky
Oh gawd no!!!! they said, she`ll get too frisky
I`ll just have a wee dram
Whilst riding the tram,
And then slip off with McCluskie.

We'll spend the day at the races

We`ll spend the day at the races
Then afterwards be feeding our faces,