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Why has my French dressing stopped working?! Is it Brexit?

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Icyalittle Sun 02-Jul-17 21:12:24

The last twice I made my normal French dressing (3 parts cold-pressed oil to 1 of cider vinegar, with Dijon mustard and salt) the dreaded stuff just refused to emulsify. No matter what I did, it just stayed drippy and liquid and separated out as soon as I left it for a minute. Why? What's going on? I usually whizz it up with a hand held blender and it emulsifiers and stays that way? Is it me or is this hard Brexit and it's all the gumment's fault?

Deedaa Sun 02-Jul-17 21:19:07

Well obviously you measured the ingredients in metric instead of decent BRITISH measurements! Of course it won't emulsify grin

mimiro Sun 02-Jul-17 21:23:58

grin

Icyalittle Sun 02-Jul-17 21:41:56

(Wails) but I did it the same as I always do.....
Maybe I have to start using English mustard instead of dijon. That'll ginger things up.

Greyduster Sun 02-Jul-17 22:26:07

Sacre bleu! Not ze Moutarde Anglaise! It weel be 'orrible!

MawBroon Sun 02-Jul-17 22:33:09

I suggest you use 3 parts locally sourced rapeseed oil, 1 part British "non-brewed condiment " I.e.cheap vinegar, mix well,then throw the lot away and use a dollop of good old Salad Cream instead.

shysal Mon 03-Jul-17 08:43:40

grin

Lillie Mon 03-Jul-17 08:59:36

Oh là là. It has to be Dijon mustard or one called Maille pour moi. Half a teaspoon with 30 ml white wine vinegar (also Maille), 90 ml olive oil. Add a few chopped chives, although my French mother used to put in chopped shallots. There will be some natural separation, so shake well before use.

Bon appétit!

MawBroon Mon 03-Jul-17 09:10:50

But is the "natural separation" what might be called "hard" or is it "soft"?

DanniRae Mon 03-Jul-17 09:56:48

confused

Kim19 Mon 03-Jul-17 09:56:56

MawBroon??

Kim19 Mon 03-Jul-17 10:01:43

Just noticed........Previous should be a closed fist. Should've gone to......!

Greyduster Mon 03-Jul-17 10:02:15

Sigh

MawBroon Mon 03-Jul-17 10:08:20

???

Northernlass Mon 03-Jul-17 10:31:21

I don't think I can compete with all those hilarious posts before me!

However, my son's French partner makes a great dressing:

4 parts best olive oil*
1 part red wine vinegar
1 large dollop Maille Dijon mustard
good pinch ground white pepper
good pinch turmeric

She puts everything in a jar and gives it a good shake.
She's a biochemist and adds turmeric for anti-inflammatory and anti-cancer properties. Personally, I wonder if the amounts used would have any affect at all, but then I'm getting more cynical as I age!

I've started making it in the salad bowl and then pouring out what I don't need to use another time. I use a tiny whisk to mix vinegar and mustard first and then add the rest of the ingredients. Never had a problem with separation doing it this way but not such good results mixing in a jar.

*this oil is fab: www.sainsburys.co.uk/shop/gb/groceries/extra-virgin-olive-oil/san-leandro-extra-virgin-olive-oil-500ml

Mspjam123 Mon 03-Jul-17 10:34:10

It must be the government's fault as everything else is. It says so on Twitter so it must be true wink

shelana Mon 03-Jul-17 10:38:38

Merci!So nice to start Monday with a smile!

shelana Mon 03-Jul-17 10:38:38

Merci!So nice to start Monday with a smile!

shelana Mon 03-Jul-17 10:38:38

Merci!So nice to start Monday with a smile!

shelana Mon 03-Jul-17 10:38:39

Merci!So nice to start Monday with a smile!

shelana Mon 03-Jul-17 10:38:39

Merci!So nice to start Monday with a smile!

shelana Mon 03-Jul-17 10:38:39

Merci!So nice to start Monday with a smile!

shelana Mon 03-Jul-17 10:38:39

Merci!So nice to start Monday with a smile!

Jalima1108 Mon 03-Jul-17 10:44:29

Or lots of smiles shelana grin

What you need is a good old British jam jar (none of yer Bonne Maman or St Dalfour conserve or Lidl specials), the kind we used to tie string round and catch tiddlers in before the H&S forbade children going off to the brook on their own.

Put all the British ingredients into the jam jar and shake for a good five or ten minutes.
Don't forget to put the lid on the jar first!

You could serve it in the jam jar too, as they appear to be very fashionable at the moment.

Icyalittle Mon 03-Jul-17 10:50:29

???? shelana Obviously very smiley around your way!
Mawbroon eeurgh, salad cream! That was when the 'good old days' were 'bad old days'.
Btw, I used (and always do) all British ingredients apart from the mustard. Not a jam jar though, do you think this is why? But it has always worked, why not thus time? Why, why? Something's going on #conspiracytheory