Hells Bells!

Depends who's listening! I think even shouting Arrrggghhh Sherbert Dibdabs can be swearing if it's used in context!

Hells Bells

Bodily orifices!

I thought that Hells Bells was a Scottish expression but I could be wrong.

Arse or maybe that will be construed as others as swearing, has to be said loudly

Meant by others, oh a...

ye gods and little fishes

"Bogga day!" Invented by Minibags when she was a toddler. No, she hadn't heard me saying bugger. It might have come from Bother or Botheration.

OH shouts PILLOCK! at motorway drivers who hog the middle lane.
Another family favourite is BLOOD AND SAND.
At others times the usual sweary words apply.

sunseeker that expression brings back many memories!

Nincompoop!

flaming heck

"Oh my giddy aunt" and "Gordon Bennett". The grandchildren also use these. Must get them funny looks at school.

Flamin' Nora!

Kinell. Used regularly by DH who insists it's not swearing

ceesnan we were queuing up to go into a small theatre production some years ago and the man in from gave his name as Mr Kinell. Couldn't stop tittering about it all night.

My father used to say, 'RISSOLES!'
No prizes for guessing what that was a substitute for.

He did use swear words as well but could be quite 'poetic' about it. I remember him banging crossly about the house when he couldn't find something - 'Cr*p and corruption! Sh*t and seduction!' etc.

Nothing so inventive in this house!

At his grandfather's funeral my cousin's son gave a lovely tribute which included the fact that as a child he thought his grandfather's 'Blithering Idiot' often said to him was a term of affection.
In a sense I think it was!

I've heard 'Hell's Bells and Buckets of Blood'
Good Grief! (Peanuts)

My password for several things, like ringing the tv company about a fault, is Sugar!

Codswallop! although I think, not knowing the origins, I can guess what that may mean!

El Torro poo poo (bull s--t)
Dog Bob
Jeez
Fanny Anny
Mutant

Oh knickers !

Oh Sugar!!
A mixture between - well you can work it out

Or Poubelles!
Hell's Bells (and buckets of blood) - no, I am not Scottish.