Hells Bells!

Horlicks!!

Most of the above

Pogs love the El Torro Poo Poo - I may nick that one

Mine range from tiddly push to sh*t, b*gger, ar**h*le with all stops in between.

Oh good gravy!
Pish
Fiddlestick and flapdoodle!
That about sums it up.

Heavens to Murgatroyd.

And far too many others previously mentioned

I shall have to remember some of these. Being on my own most of the time it is usually SH**!!

My DH was a great fan of Bollix! (You have to pronounce the 'i' distinctly, of course...)

I'm a fan of 'bloody Hell' or 'buggeration' as stress words [worse though, now and again] DH never swears at all [not sure how he manages it].

Flipping Norah. But usually I just swear, always in English though- due to my good breeding ;)

yes, granjura we believe you.Thousands wouldn't.

Never swear in your mother tongue eh? That's a rule for good breeding I haven't come across before!

Fighting spiders
Hellfire
the occasional Chuffin'ell

Crap and ballix....not as polite as bollix !!

It ain't what you say but the way that you say it!

Strewth...Sheesh...Banker...Hell's teeth!

Bloody hell
Oh for Heaven's sake
Oh for God's sake
Rollocks
You are kidding me! (this to any inanimate object that isn't behaving, or even to an abstract concept!)

I worked for a London wine merchants in my youth. One of the directors always used to say "Schloss Bockelheimer!". I have to say it is rather satisfying to use as an expletive, it has all the right sounds!

One of my favourites has always been God's Nightgown! which I think I got from Gone With The Wind.

Sugar puffs, knickers, blooming nuts.

After working on building sites (before I retired the first time) my knowledge of expletives is quite extensive and not at all ladylike enough for this forum,now being a wee bit more sedate (not too much though) "balls" comes to mind and maybe a swift count to 10 will suffice.

CHEESE AND RICE

I am rather partial to stay me with flagons.

Some fabulous words here! Many I already use but some I need to learn!! Indinanna - I think your boss's is my favourite! My mum always used to say Blood and Stomach pills!! ?

Nice thread this. A week or so ago I popped over to the other side to see if the Mums were tearing verbal chunks out of each other re Brexit (sorry to use the B word) they were; when I noticed a thread on there that made me return here with my tail between my legs. Someone had posted a thread and it was sitting there bold as brass entitled 'C..tish behaviour' (but in full), and whilst I didn't read the post fully, it seemed to be referring to a newspaper article that had annoyed the person who had posted, something to do with second home in Norfolk or something. Those of you who have read some of my previous posts will see I've sometimes had a moan about swearing. I can swear, and I do on occasion but wouldn't dream of using it to people on here. Maybe we could do with a emoticon blowing a raspberry! might save a swear word or two! Anyway, call me old fashioned but is that allowed? Why hadn't the post been removed? I'm not all that shockable, so I won't say I was shocked but I was disappointed and disgusted. Anyway, lifted my spirits to see this thread and hope all of the above suggestions will be used instead of the alternatives! Great thread Teetime. Thanks.