I feel old.

Anusol?

Anusol wherever did you get that idea? Mind you I guess it shrinks stuff. Perhaps I could rub it on my stomach

whitewave I'll buy a big tub and rub it all over

But if it works don't knock it I say I might even give it a go. Shall start with my double chin then go onto my eye bags, before trying it out on my stomach. I shall be a shadow of my former self.

to everyone who is feeling old and/or in pain. We are all the sum of all we have ever been, never forget your value or your contribution to the world. Growing old can be painful but always better than dying young, I think.

It used to be Preparation H that was recommended. Same effect I suppose.

These expensive body-firming or face-firming serums probably contain much the same ingredients!

Hang on in there harrigran, hope you have folks around you to help/support you? My dear sister had this 10 years ago, it was diagnosed a year to the day after her husband died aged only 55 after a terrible,illness-we're convinced stress played a part BUT she is now doing fine!
Her hubby was a very active sportsman, cyclist and walker--when he had to retire because of his ill health he had loads of cards one of which made us laugh "I always told you all that exercise wasn't good for you"!
I try to resolve not to "enjoy poor health" as some do and try not to make (any!) noise when getting up.
At keep fit We all say when did it start to become such a performance just getting up?
As someone else said let's enjoy what we have; springs here, birds are nesting, flowers blooming.

Mine is not that Galen. It bends in towards the other fingers, not towards palm
oh my goodness jingls I never noticed before I looked at your picture then at my hands that mine do the same! They never used to do that.

Harrigran wishing you and s and a positive attitude (not always easy, I know)!

Sympathy for all the above posters. Does anyone else feel, as I do, the shame of old age? I'm 72; when I've been sitting for a while, not only is it agony to get up because of osteoarthritis, but I can't straighten up, and my rising from the sofa is often accompanied by an involuntary emission from my backside. I look in the mirror and my granny looks out: wispy hair, thinning lips, frown lines, blotchy complexion BUT, I'm still here to glory in the sunshine and the kindness of my friends.

I'm with you on the emissions Jaxie . Fortunately I live alone.

Me too Shysal. Vaginal emissions too. Can hardly bear to take myself out. Yuk!

Newquay, strange you should mention stress but my diagnosis came exactly a year to the day a dear friend, aged just 50, died. He had only been unwell for six weeks.

I only get verbal grunts and groans, luckily. Although I have been known to be noisy from my back wotsname!

Just heard a good line on Mathew Wright.
How come we're all living longer when we've been eating all the wrong stuff.

Someone once confided 'they didn't feel old until they reached 70'.
How about you? I'm nearly 70 and this is true for me. Joints are sore and I can't open cans easily now.
I can still run for the bus though!!

Yep! I found it really hit at seventy.

petra that is such an amazing line! Makes you wonder doesn't it?!

I often fart when I get up from my chair after a pub dinner. I've noticed they are getting quieter now though. Something structural must be happening. (Eagle eared DD always hears 'em though )

The silent ones are the worst ones jingls

My son referred to those as SBD. Silent but deadly.

The elastic gone from my nether region.

Jings, I never would have thought of you as anywhere near 70! Young spirited!

So from the experience of Gransnetters I have just over 5 months till I hit 70 and then all is downhill I suspect the downward slide has already started.

I can however console myself that there are lots of you in the same boat.

The elastic in my knees went a while ago, but definitely all was well until I hit 70, then it all went downhill. Well, I suppose I had got to my three score years and ten, so hey ho and on we go.

I'm seventyfour wot. And feeling every flippin' minute of it.