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Fancy writing a group limerick ?

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NanKate Thu 27-Mar-14 20:29:25

Basic Rules

5 lines
Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny

There was a Gransnetter called Polly
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MiniMouse Thu 10-Apr-14 18:26:59

I forgot the jam

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papaoscar Thu 10-Apr-14 18:30:07

But slipped in some ham

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Galen Thu 10-Apr-14 18:32:45

It's now more polo I than poly

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Galen Thu 10-Apr-14 18:33:08

Poloni!

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NanKate Thu 10-Apr-14 18:55:22

There was a young Prince called George.

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MiniMouse Thu 10-Apr-14 19:11:17

On biscuits and milk did he gorge

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papaoscar Thu 10-Apr-14 19:39:34

His Dad said "Gor blimey!"

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AlieOxon Thu 10-Apr-14 19:44:56

"I've fathered a Limey"

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MiniMouse Thu 10-Apr-14 19:58:47

A new dynasty we will forge

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papaoscar Thu 10-Apr-14 20:21:31

Very good one!

While waiting one day for the bus

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MiniMouse Thu 10-Apr-14 20:35:09

I caused a bit of a fuss

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shysal Thu 10-Apr-14 22:20:56

I stood on a worm

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Galen Thu 10-Apr-14 22:30:58

It attempted to squirm

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Ana Thu 10-Apr-14 22:43:39

So I beat it to death with my truss.

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shysal Fri 11-Apr-14 07:58:19

Ana grin

Don't know what to do with my hair

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Elegran Fri 11-Apr-14 08:09:17

It looks like I wrestled a bear.

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AlieOxon Fri 11-Apr-14 08:43:04

Or went through a hedge

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shysal Fri 11-Apr-14 08:51:19

As I sat on a sledge

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NanKate Fri 11-Apr-14 09:42:11

The life of a Gran is not fair.

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Nelliemoser Fri 11-Apr-14 10:08:42

We show that by our grey hair.

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waltermitty Fri 11-Apr-14 10:40:40

Tripped off to Bora Bora

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Galen Fri 11-Apr-14 10:41:15

Woman's life is trouble and pain

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MiniMouse Fri 11-Apr-14 10:57:32

With nothing but weight to gain

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AlieOxon Fri 11-Apr-14 11:08:03

Take up with a man....

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MiniMouse Fri 11-Apr-14 12:01:17

And do what you can

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