Fancy writing a group limerick ?

"And bring it fast as you can!"

As she ordered a gin from the man

Who opened the bottle

Oops

(So we got an extra line - does it matter?)

(Well I thought I'd messed it up! ) My broadband keeps timing-out and my posts are constantly late!

(last line was a while ago)

And said "What a lot'll

(Go on, I dare you - find a line that scans AND rhymes!)

She'll take before hitting the fan.

(No, that was not grammatical. Try again.

"Make mine a large one!" cried Gran
As she ordered a gin from the man
Who opened the bottle
And said "What a lott'll
she take before hitting the fan"

Gran awoke on a beautiful morning

And found that she couldn't stop yawning.

(Great *Elegran)

Drank gallons of coffee

Whoops

And ate the Banoffee,

Ignoring the calorie warning

A gransnetter digging her garden

Got blisters that started to harden

She put down her shears,

(She was digging the garden with shears? No wonder she's got blisters...)

Ok, she put down her spade. Or fork if it makes a better rhyme. I'm easy....

Wiped away her tears

And asked the weeds for a pardon.

When making a jam roly-poly

A Gran yelled 'by all that is holy'