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Fancy writing a group limerick ?

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NanKate Thu 27-Mar-14 20:29:25

Basic Rules

5 lines
Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny

There was a Gransnetter called Polly
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Nelliemoser Fri 11-Apr-14 13:30:52

This one's got of of sync, too many lines!

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AlieOxon Fri 11-Apr-14 13:38:08

And next thing he's left you again....

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AlieOxon Fri 11-Apr-14 13:38:34

(No it didn't nellie)

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papaoscar Fri 11-Apr-14 13:40:27

Our Gran took up bungee-jumping

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Elegran Fri 11-Apr-14 13:59:51

While Grandad was busy gazumping

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MiniMouse Fri 11-Apr-14 14:13:07

Their dog went quite mad

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AlieOxon Fri 11-Apr-14 14:25:26

And bit poor Grandad

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Elegran Fri 11-Apr-14 14:26:19

And Gran's heart went bumpety-bumping.

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AlieOxon Fri 11-Apr-14 14:27:34

(Like it)

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MiniMouse Fri 11-Apr-14 17:07:46

GN's techies are all in a tizzy

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AlieOxon Fri 11-Apr-14 17:15:25

Coz the threads have all gone fizzy

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MiniMouse Fri 11-Apr-14 17:39:07

They've tweaked their connections

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NanKate Fri 11-Apr-14 17:42:04

And found imperfections.

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MiniMouse Fri 11-Apr-14 17:47:08

And now they've gone home for their tea!

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papaoscar Fri 11-Apr-14 17:59:03

A fry-up is what we all need!

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MiniMouse Fri 11-Apr-14 18:27:15

Eaten with relish and greed

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Elegran Fri 11-Apr-14 18:28:44

We'll gobble and wolf it

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AlieOxon Fri 11-Apr-14 18:36:57

And quickly engulf it

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MiniMouse Fri 11-Apr-14 18:39:53

Now our diet's all gone to seed!

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papaoscar Fri 11-Apr-14 21:56:13

Boom,boom!

Two dinosaurs were chatting one day

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Galen Fri 11-Apr-14 21:58:50

When the stegosaur happened to say

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Nelliemoser Fri 11-Apr-14 22:30:34

Look here this Jurassic,

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Anne58 Fri 11-Apr-14 22:37:16

Though old, is a bit of a classic

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Anne58 Fri 11-Apr-14 22:38:11

Sorry, should have been "though old is a classic" (scans better that way!)

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MiniMouse Fri 11-Apr-14 23:43:35

And we'll all be famous one day!

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