Last night I made paprika chicken to have with rice and green beans. Chicken was almost cooked, beans were steaming away so I put 2 pouches of rice in the microwave and put the chicken and beans on the table. Opened first pouch of rice into a serving bowl and then went to put in the second which sort of plopped into the bowl. When we looked it had the whole body of a fish, sort of mackerel sized, minus it's head, tail and innards in amongst the rice.
As I said, yuck, yuck, yuck!!
Craig and Lindsay Foreman end their hunger strike in prison in Iran.
Is funeral planning a conversation you've had with your family?
. Sorry, kitty - I think you took it to the right agency. The supermarket would simply have swept it under the carpet......
. I’ll quit while I’m ahead shall I?

(and I’m not saying I’m jealous, btw!).