Urgent

I think naughty trolls are funny.

Yes, I know!

I must have been asleep cos I have not the faintest idea what this is all about. Trolls? Have I missed some fun?

Yes, a man came on expressing an interest in hot chicas over the age of 60.

I thought his postings were quite amusing. However then a really offensively named rude new poster came on.

I wanted to read the thread to DH when he came home but it had been deleted by then.

I wonder if the (I am assuming young) man was a male escort.

I think the name of the second one referred to her trade.

If the second one was a 'he'. the activity described would be physically impossible.

Well I think it would be! Unless he/she/it was very athletic.

I only saw the early posts, it apparently got very offensive later on.
I did quite enjoy verbally sparring with the first poster. I know I shouldn't encourage idiots like that, but it made me chuckle - perhaps I could see my younger self doing something similar (not that we had the means in 1960)

I thought that too, jingl!

Jing not anatomically impossible to a well endowed supple young male on a state of excitement, as he probably was by the thought of all us gorgeous grans!

Pompa are you still that supple etc?

I just put my head down to see how far it would go, and now I feel really poorly!

Anyway, the mind boggles. Dirty young freak!

FGS keep pompa out of it!

Jing you are lacking the vital upstanding apparatus!

I presume?

Yes! But I was simply seeing if it was anatomically possible if.......

Anyway, he/she apparently had it in all day, which would make life rather difficult...

Do as JBF say, keep me out of it. I obviously missed that part of the thread (went out at 7:30) Phew.

But, if I am guessing right, it would put me back in hospital, with high blood pressure and a dislocated spine. Plus how would you explain it to the ambulance man/lady who had to attend.

#clients

That was to Ana.

Thanks petallus.. I am definitely not a hot chick today as the wind is quite cold and I've got my woolly underwear on.

who probably won't know what the fr** I'm on about.

Well, I missed that one!

pompa it was the banter between you and the young man that particularly amused me.

I read (most of) the thread to grandson (aged 25) and we were both really laughing. He couldn't believe we had things like that on GN!

I know what I would like to do to that upstanding member of society

Cheeky madam - of course I do!