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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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GoldenLady Fri 11-Jul-25 15:11:30

It's time now to write something silly
About my dear young brother Willy
He pretends to be French

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Magenta8 Fri 11-Jul-25 16:11:26

It's time now to write something silly
About my dear young brother Willy
He pretends to be French
Or that he's Judi Dench

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henetha Sat 12-Jul-25 12:10:55

It's time now to write something silly
About my dear young brother Willy
He pretends to be French
Or that he's Judi Dench,
But knows that he lives in Caerphilly.

He got lost on the road to Rhyl

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Crocus5 Sat 12-Jul-25 14:03:06

He got lost on the road to Rhyl
And found himself near to The Mill

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henetha Sun 13-Jul-25 12:47:53

He got lost on the road to Rhyl
And found himself near to The Mill
So he crossed over

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crazyH Sun 13-Jul-25 21:02:09

He got lost on the road to Rhyl
And found himself near to The Mill
So he crossed over
To buy some flour

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52bright Sun 13-Jul-25 22:43:51

He got lost on the road to Rhyl
And found himself near to The Mill
So crossed over
To buy some flour
But then refused to pay the bill.

He was run out of town real quick

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Magenta8 Mon 14-Jul-25 11:58:41

Quite right. He was taking the Mick

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Magenta8 Mon 14-Jul-25 11:59:29

He was run out of town real quick
Quite right. He was taking the Mick

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52bright Mon 14-Jul-25 21:11:31

He was run out of town real quick
Quite right. He was taking the Mick
So crime doesn't pay?

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henetha Tue 15-Jul-25 10:03:28

He was run out of town real quick
Quite right. He was taking the Mick
So crime doesn't pay?
It seems to, today,

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GoldenLady Tue 15-Jul-25 16:28:09

He was run out of town real quick
Quite right. He was taking the Mick
So crime doesn't pay?
It seems to, today,
In fact, it does seem downright sick.

But our honesty surely does shine

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BrightandBreezy Thu 17-Jul-25 00:55:31

But our honesty surely does shine
We know that what's yours isn't mine

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crazyH Thu 17-Jul-25 14:46:02

But our honesty surely does shine
We know that what's yours isn't mine
Admit my misdeeds

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Magenta8 Thu 17-Jul-25 14:59:13

But honesty surely does shine
We know that what's yours isn't mine
Admit my misdeeds
Yes, I stole your beads

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GoldenLady Thu 17-Jul-25 15:24:32

But honesty surely does shine
We know that what's yours isn't mine
Admit my misdeeds
Yes, I stole your beads
But I'm keeping that bottle of wine

To prison I don't plan to go

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Magenta8 Thu 17-Jul-25 16:08:32

To prison I don't plan to go
Even though I stole loads of dough

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BrightandBreezy Thu 17-Jul-25 21:22:23

To prison I don't plan to go
Even though I stole loads of dough
I've got a great plan

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henetha Fri 18-Jul-25 10:15:24

To prison I don't plan to go
Even though I stole loads of dough
I've got a great plan
Which involves a man

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52bright Fri 18-Jul-25 14:56:57

To prison I don't plan to go
Even though I stole loads of dough
I've got a great plan
Which involves a man
I'm desperate so stooping that low

A reliable man, I hope

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GoldenLady Fri 18-Jul-25 16:18:50

A reliable man, I hope
One with whom I can cope

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BrightandBreezy Fri 18-Jul-25 21:51:41

A reliable man, I hope
One with whom I can cope
Who brings me some tea

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Magenta8 Sat 19-Jul-25 11:05:26

A reliable man, I hope
One with whom I can cope
Who brings me some tea
And takes care of me

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GoldenLady Sat 19-Jul-25 19:21:37

A reliable man, I hope
One with whom I can cope
Who brings me some tea
And takes care of me
And doesn't just stay home and mope

But what I have done is illegal

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crazyH Sat 19-Jul-25 19:27:46

But what I have done is illegal
It’s truly unbelievable

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