LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

My kid loves to stand on his head
As well as huge jumps on the bed
He is always very, very keen
And he keeps very lean

My kid loves to stand on his head
As well as huge jumps on the bed
He is always very, very keen
And he keeps very lean
He should do his homework instead

My flowers are in their full bloom

My flowers are in their full bloom
For the bees, its really a boon

My flowers are in their full bloom
For the bees, it's really a boon
They fly to each one

My flowers are in their full bloom
For the bees, it's really a boon
They fly to each one
They buzz in the sun

My flowers are in their full bloom
For the bees, it's really a boon
They fly to each one
They buzz in the sun
And are busy till rise of the moon.

New verse?

T'was a romantic starry night

T'was a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight...

T'was a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight...
But he said something bad

T'was a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight...
But he said something bad
I went off the lad

‘Twas a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight
But he said something bad
I went off the lad
He’s just such a cad

‘Twas a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight
But he said something bad
I went off the lad
And said things that gave him a fright!

My next beau was really much nicer

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter
I think he's a keeper

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter
I think he's a keeper
Our love grows deeper

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter
I think he’s a keeper
Our love grows deeper
And life is certainly lighter.

I once knew an arrogant bass

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?
His swagger I’d wish

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?
His swagger I’d wish
I ate him and let the guilt pass

He went well with Savignon wine

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?
His swagger I'd wish
I'd had, he was really a gas

I've just bought a new summer dress

I've just bought a new summer dress
All swish and my shape matters less

I've just bought a new new summer dress
All swish and my shape matters less
It just makes me smile

I've just bought a new new summer dress
All swish and my shape matters less
It just makes me smile
The colours and style!