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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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hollysteers Wed 22-Jul-26 13:11:35

My kid loves to stand on his head
As well as huge jumps on the bed
He is always very, very keen
And he keeps very lean

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GoldenLady Wed 22-Jul-26 15:03:43

My kid loves to stand on his head
As well as huge jumps on the bed
He is always very, very keen
And he keeps very lean
He should do his homework instead

My flowers are in their full bloom

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Wyllow3 Wed 22-Jul-26 15:47:01

My flowers are in their full bloom
For the bees, its really a boon

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MollyNew Wed 22-Jul-26 20:40:50

My flowers are in their full bloom
For the bees, it's really a boon
They fly to each one

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Wyllow3 Wed 22-Jul-26 20:51:24

My flowers are in their full bloom
For the bees, it's really a boon
They fly to each one
They buzz in the sun

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SpinDriftCoastal Thu 23-Jul-26 07:56:06

My flowers are in their full bloom
For the bees, it's really a boon
They fly to each one
They buzz in the sun
And are busy till rise of the moon.

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hollysteers Thu 23-Jul-26 18:54:46

New verse?

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Magenta8 Fri 24-Jul-26 21:03:14

T'was a romantic starry night

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Wyllow3 Fri 24-Jul-26 23:25:34

T'was a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight...

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MollyNew Sat 25-Jul-26 18:18:35

T'was a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight...
But he said something bad

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Wyllow3 Sat 25-Jul-26 19:02:12

T'was a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight...
But he said something bad
I went off the lad

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hollysteers Sun 26-Jul-26 12:56:01

‘Twas a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight
But he said something bad
I went off the lad
He’s just such a cad

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GoldenLady Sun 26-Jul-26 15:32:48

‘Twas a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight
But he said something bad
I went off the lad
And said things that gave him a fright!

My next beau was really much nicer

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MollyNew Sun 26-Jul-26 17:42:53

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter

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GoldenLady Mon 27-Jul-26 14:56:02

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter
I think he's a keeper

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Magenta8 Mon 27-Jul-26 17:01:32

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter
I think he's a keeper
Our love grows deeper

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hollysteers Mon 27-Jul-26 22:47:01

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter
I think he’s a keeper
Our love grows deeper
And life is certainly lighter.

I once knew an arrogant bass

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Crocus5 Tue 28-Jul-26 13:01:10

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass

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GoldenLady Tue 28-Jul-26 15:10:05

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?

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hollysteers Wed 29-Jul-26 10:01:09

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?
His swagger I’d wish

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Wyllow3 Wed 29-Jul-26 10:06:21

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?
His swagger I’d wish
I ate him and let the guilt pass

He went well with Savignon wine

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Magenta8 Wed 29-Jul-26 10:07:00

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?
His swagger I'd wish
I'd had, he was really a gas

I've just bought a new summer dress

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Wyllow3 Wed 29-Jul-26 10:31:03

I've just bought a new summer dress
All swish and my shape matters less

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MollyNew Wed 29-Jul-26 12:43:05

I've just bought a new new summer dress
All swish and my shape matters less
It just makes me smile

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Wyllow3 Wed 29-Jul-26 13:44:00

I've just bought a new new summer dress
All swish and my shape matters less
It just makes me smile
The colours and style!

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