WRONG ANSWERS!!

I don't know, but ooh, hello sailor!

Why does the phone stop ringing the minute you manage to find it?

Why does the phone stop ringing the minute you manage to find it?

Because, actually, the caller can see you through a little hole and hangs up when you get to it. Just to be spiteful!

Why don't we get milk from squirrels?

Because they keep all their memories in their trunk.

When you boil enough potatoes why is there not enough mash?

Because the dog ate it (along with your kids homework)

Why will the lids never go back on those cheap plastic containers?

Because they are a liddle bit too tight.

Why does my carpet seem to grow crumbs

Well I blame all those miniature people who live under the floorboards.

Why are pictures of weddings often out of focus?

So they don't show how ugly everyone is (😮🤣)

Why are hills hard to walk up?

Because your cat joined the Navy

What does a parrot do with a pincushion?

Parrots use pincushions as pillows at night. (without pins of course).

Why do bats fly around at night?

Because the lazy buggers sleep all day

Why do workmen like really strong tea?

Because lemonade gives them wind.

Why do bookcases have shelves?

So they can catch dust.

Why is it so hard to find things?

Because they move somewhere else to annoy you

How do draughts manage to get up the stairs and under my door.

The fairies show them the way

Why does someone always mow the lawn when you want to sleep in?

Because they don’t realise there’s a vampire next door who’s just returned to catch up with her sleep

Why do I find bits of tissues all over the floor when I take the clothes out of the washing machine

Obvious. You asked a man to empty his pockets before you washed them

Why does it always rain when I wash the windows

Because the weather man said it would rain

Why do parcels always come when Im out?

The delivery man waits till he sees you go out then leaves the parcel in a safe place that you can't find.

Why is it always sunny and dry on days when I have to wait in for an engineer.

Because Michael Fish is an engineer on the side.....

SeaWoozle, you forgot your question. (Like me on another game thread).

AGAA4
We have plates to catch those crumbs that fall from the cookies, so we can pick them up on our fingers and eat every bit.

Why does my toilet leak?

Your toilet has leeks because you planted them

Why do weeds grow better than your plants

Because you don't know the difference between weeds and plants!

Why do some people have middle names?

Because they like to imitate royalty

Why do mice dart about so quickly?

Because if they weren't quick they wouldn't be darting.

Why do we have arms?