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WRONG ANSWERS!!

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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 10:27:55

Someone asks a question and you have to give the wrong answer. It can be witty, sensible, pedantic, whatever you choose. Be kind!!

I'll start....

Why does an elephant have a trunk?

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Indigo8 Tue 10-Sept-24 15:25:46

Because the last time I did you threw a shoe at me.

Why is smoking bad for you?

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henetha Thu 12-Sept-24 10:56:43

Because we were not born with chimneys in our heads, so the smoke accumulates.

Why do we go to sleep at night?

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Indigo8 Thu 12-Sept-24 17:48:12

So that we can dream about Zac Efron

Why does time go so quickly?

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Ali08 Fri 13-Sept-24 05:43:56

Because we dream of Zac Efron and forget about time.

Why is snow white but rain is see through?

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Indigo8 Fri 13-Sept-24 09:03:38

So that Snow White can find the Seven Dwarfs.

Why are my clothes getting smaller?

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henetha Fri 13-Sept-24 23:27:17

So that you can get more of them in your wardrobe.

Why do I get blisters on my feet?

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Ali08 Wed 25-Sept-24 13:17:42

Because fish can swim better than us.

Why does your hair begin to wear thin?

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Indigo8 Wed 25-Sept-24 15:40:41

Because your pet hen keeps pecking your head.

Why is rain wet?

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QuaintIrene Sun 29-Sept-24 12:00:33

Because it's a wimp and won't stand up for itself

Why are my feet cold ?

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Indigo8 Sun 29-Sept-24 17:42:14

Because they don't want to be friends anymore

Why can't pigs fly?

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QuaintIrene Fri 04-Oct-24 12:25:50

Because they are afraid of heights

Why do spiders have eight legs ?

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Ali08 Sun 06-Oct-24 10:22:14

Because they'd look funny walking on 8 arms.

Why are some people afraid of the dark?

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