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I allow her to cut up my meat
Without that I really can’t eat
I've broken my arm

I allow her to cut up my meat
Without that I really can’t eat

Taking Mom out to dinner
I hope I’m onto a winner
The place is quite posh
It should be good nosh
At this I am not a beginner

I allow her to cut up my meat

Taking Mom out to dinner
I hope I’m onto a winner
The place is quite posh
It should be good nosh

Taking Mom out to dinner
I hope I’m onto a winner
The place is quite posh

Taking Mom out to dinner
I hope I’m onto a winner

Sunday is a day for resting
Also a good day for festing
Relaxed and chilling
Spirit is willing
And Mothers Day means family nesting

Taking Mom out for dinner

Sunday is a day for resting
Also a good day for festing
Relaxed and chilling
Spirit is willing

Sunday is a day for resting
Also a good day for festing
Relaxed and chilling

Sunday is a day for resting
Also, a good day for ‘festing’

There is a really thick sea mist tonight
Tomorrow is going to be bright
The sun it will shine
Hand clothes on the line
My whites will be whiter than white

Sunday is a day for resting

There is a really thick sea mist tonight
Tomorrow is going to be bright
The sun it will shine
Hang clothes on the line

There is a really thick sea mist tonight
Tomorrow is going to be bright
The sun it will shine

There is a really thick sea mist tonight
Tomorrow is going to be bright

Another long weekend in store
I really do find them a bore
Might do a clear-out
Or just sit and pout
Perhaps I’ll go to sleep and snore

There is a really thick sea mist tonight

Another long weekend in store
I really do find them a bore
Might do a clear-out
Or just sit and pout

Another long weekend in store
I really do find them a bore
Might do a clear-out

Another long weekend in store
I really do find them a bore

Weather this week is much better
I expected that it would be wetter
Shrubs got a soaking
Hope they’re not floating
"Need some sun!" said a Gransnetter

Another long weekend in store

Weather this week is much better
I expected that it would be wetter
Shrubs got a soaking
Hope they’re not floating

Weather this week is much better
I expected that it would be wetter
Shrubs got a soaking

Weather this week is much better
I expected that it would be wetter

So in winter he had a good stock
He hid them away in a sock
Forgot where they were
He did scratch his hair
He did ask me please not to mock

Weather this week is much better

So in winter he had a good stock
He hid them away in a sock
Forgot where they were
He did scratch his hair

So in winter he had a good stock
He hid them away in a sock
Forgot where they were
He said scratch his hair