New Limerick

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
One man even took his own wife

A farmer from York had a dream

A farmer from York had a dream
That cows would produce double cream

A farmer from York had a dream
That cows would produce double cream
It turned out alright

A farmer from York had a dream
That cows would produce double cream
It turned out alright
Though the cream wasn't white

A farmer from York had a dream
That cows would produce double cream
It turned out alright
Though the cream wasn't white
And purple's a little extreme

Mother nature knows what is best

Mother nature knows what is best
She still survives though now hard pressed

Mother nature knows what is best
She still survives though now hard pressed
The birds and the bees

Mother nature knows what is best
She still survives though now hard pressed
The birds and the bees
The flowers and the trees

Mother nature knows what is best
She still survives though now hard pressed
The birds and the bees
The flowers and the trees
Could all use a well-deserved rest!

Some people are so self-obsessed

Some people are so self-obsessed
It’s all about what they possess

Some people are so self-obsessed
It’s all about what they possess
Such show offs are they

Some people are so self-obsessed
It's all about what they possess
Such show offs are they
Who cares anyway?

Some people are so self-obsessed
It's all about what they possess
Such show offs are they
Who cares anyway?
They should stop and smell the roses

An opera singer from Carlisle

An opera singer from Carlisle
Could light up the room with a smile

An opera singer from Carlisle
Was ready to walk down the aisle

Crocus was first...

An opera singer from Carlisle
Could light up the room with a smile
He said with a grin

An opera singer from Carlisle
Could light up the room with a smile
He said with a grin
I'm off to Berlin

An opera singer from Carlisle
Could light up the room with a smile
He said with a grin
I'm off to Berlin
To sing Lohengrin for a while.

In the old days, they used pen and ink

An opera singer from Carlisle
Could light up the room with a smile
He said with a grin
I'm off to Berlin
I’m joining the Berlin Beer Mile

His voice took on a different tone

From the first posting...

In the old days, they used pen and ink
Remember the bottles of Quink

In the old days, they used pen and ink
Remember the bottles of Quink
Blotting pads on desk ?

In the old days, they used pen and ink
Remember the bottles of Quink
Blotting pads on desk ?
Ink splats so grotesque

In the old days, they used pen and ink
Remember the bottles of Quink
Blotting pads on desk ?
Ink splats so grotesque
With colours from black through to pink.

The inkpot sat in its own hole