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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:16:05

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Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍

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Bellanonna Mon 01-Jul-24 16:42:12

I like poems with lines surprising
Like the ones with pale moon rising
Or tempestuous love themes
Seen sometimes in dreams

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Bumface Mon 01-Jul-24 19:04:16

I like poems with lines surprising
Like the ones with pale moon rising
Or tempestuous love themes
Seen sometimes in dreams
Or maybe about circumcising
(I hope that was surprising enough for you Goldenladygrin)

I love to run around the block

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Bellanonna Mon 01-Jul-24 22:41:59

I love to run around the block
Each morning after nine o’clock

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GoldenLady Wed 03-Jul-24 14:58:02

Bumface, yikes, I can't think of a less poetic subject! shock

I love to run around the block
Each morning after nine o’clock
I'm no early bird

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VB000 Thu 04-Jul-24 08:57:51

I love to run around the block
Each morning after nine o’clock
I'm no early bird
Arteries are furred

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Bellanonna Thu 04-Jul-24 10:47:03

I love to run around the block
Each morning after nine o’clock
I'm no early bird
Arteries are furred
So I must avoid cardio shock

Today is a worrying day

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Bumface Thu 04-Jul-24 12:39:27

Today is a worrying day
Voters are having their say

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crazyH Thu 04-Jul-24 17:40:57

Today is a worrying day
Voters are having their say
It matters not who

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Bumface Fri 05-Jul-24 08:51:36

Today is a worrying day
Voters are having their say
It matters not who
From bright red to true blue

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GoldenLady Fri 05-Jul-24 15:26:07

Today is a worrying day
Voters are having their say
It matters not who
From bright red to true blue
So now, are you saying, "Hooray?"

Our political choices are grim

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Bumface Fri 05-Jul-24 17:00:36

Our political choices are grim
I don't like them, or her, or him

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crazyH Sat 06-Jul-24 16:51:12

Our political choices are grim
I don't like them, or her, or him
Nothing will change

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Salti Sat 06-Jul-24 20:35:18

Our political choices are grim
I don't like them, or her, or him
Nothing will change
They're all rather strange

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Bumface Sat 06-Jul-24 20:45:55

Our political choices are grim
I don't like them, or her, or him
Nothing will change
They're all rather strange
Pompous, wrong headed or dim

I really don't like being old

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GoldenLady Sat 06-Jul-24 21:21:17

I really don't like being old
It's the prime of life, I've been told

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VB000 Mon 08-Jul-24 12:40:01

I really don't like being old
It's the prime of life, I've been told
Then again, I'm wise

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GoldenLady Mon 08-Jul-24 14:27:43

I really don't like being old
It's the prime of life, I've been told
Then again, I'm wise
My brain's a big size

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crazyH Mon 08-Jul-24 14:31:35

I really don't like being old
It's the prime of life, I've been told
Then again, I'm wise
My brain's a big size
And sex always leaves me quite cold

Frigid is the word I would use

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Bumface Mon 08-Jul-24 15:12:04

Frigid is the word I'd use
Headache's my usual excuse

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crazyH Mon 08-Jul-24 19:29:42

Frigid is the word I'd use
Headache's my usual excuse
He threatened to leave

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Bumface Tue 09-Jul-24 07:12:39

Frigid is the word I'd use
Headache's my usual excuse
He threatened to leave
So I gave him the heave

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Salti Tue 09-Jul-24 11:50:00

Frigid is the word I'd use
Headache's my usual excuse
He threatened to leave
So I gave him the heave
Not putting up with his abuse

I've just turned into my mother

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52bright Wed 10-Jul-24 18:59:58

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would like to smother

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Bumface Wed 10-Jul-24 20:53:45

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would like to smother
I look more like my dad

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NanKate Thu 11-Jul-24 07:41:18

I’ve just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would like to smother
I look more like my dad
But it’s only a fad

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