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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:16:05

continued from last

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities šŸ‘

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GoldenLady Sun 09-Jun-24 22:44:26

I don't think I like my new bra
Looks like the one worn by grandma
So Iā€™m leaving it off
I hope I don't cough

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Bumface Mon 10-Jun-24 07:44:31

As I wobble my way to the bar

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Bumface Mon 10-Jun-24 07:46:11

Sorry!

I would like to say I'm not silly

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Salti Mon 10-Jun-24 09:39:40

I would like to say I'm not silly
Even though my name is Billy

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henetha Mon 10-Jun-24 10:21:53

I would like to say I'm not silly
Even though my name is Billy
William's too plain

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VB000 Mon 10-Jun-24 10:49:01

The inkpot sat in its own hole
The black ink was as dark as coal

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crazyH Mon 10-Jun-24 12:27:53

I would like to say I'm not silly
Even though my name is Billy
William's too plain
Thereā€™s nothing to gain

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Salti Mon 10-Jun-24 13:01:13

would like to say I'm not silly
Even though my name is Billy
William's too plain
Thereā€™s nothing to gain
My wife though calls me Big Willie

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crazyH Mon 10-Jun-24 13:08:21

New start line salti ?

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Salti Mon 10-Jun-24 13:38:46

would like to say I'm not silly
Even though my name is Billy
William's too plain
Thereā€™s nothing to gain
My wife though calls me Big Willie

I'm going to a party now

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Bumface Mon 10-Jun-24 14:04:27

My party dress is quite a wow

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GoldenLady Mon 10-Jun-24 17:05:48

I'm going to a party now
My party dress is quite a wow
It's very revealing

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VB000 Fri 14-Jun-24 12:05:12

I'm going to a party now
My party dress is quite a wow
It's very revealing
Not quite concealing

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Bumface Fri 14-Jun-24 12:47:53

I'm going to a party now
My party dress is quite a wow
It's very revealing
Not quite concealing
Anything from my stern to my prow

I've just had a bolt from the blue

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GoldenLady Fri 14-Jun-24 21:39:03

I've just had a bolt from the blue
At the party, I know what to do

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52bright Mon 17-Jun-24 23:42:39

I've just had a bolt from the blue
At the party, I know what to do
Will you or won't you?

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Bumface Tue 18-Jun-24 08:21:08

I've just had a bolt from the blue
At the party, I know what to do
Will you or won't you?
Do you or don't you?

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VB000 Tue 18-Jun-24 08:55:59

I've just had a bolt from the blue
At the party, I know what to do
Will you or won't you?
Do you or don't you?
Just depends if it's someone new

On the night the drinks are flowing

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henetha Tue 18-Jun-24 09:52:20

On the night the drinks are flowing
Sadly, a hurricane's blowing,

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Bumface Tue 18-Jun-24 11:14:57

Who cares? Let's get drunk

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Salti Tue 18-Jun-24 14:52:13

On the night the drinks are flowing
Sadly, a hurricane's blowing,
Who cares? Let's get drunk
Who's that smoking skunk?

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GoldenLady Tue 18-Jun-24 14:57:14

On the night the drinks are flowing
Sadly, a hurricane's blowing,
Who cares? Let's get drunk
Who's that smoking skunk?
On the lake, there's some idiot rowing

Alas, he is rowing no more

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Bumface Tue 18-Jun-24 15:12:44

Alas he is rowing no more
Fell out and now swimming for shore

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VB000 Wed 19-Jun-24 09:15:17

Alas he is rowing no more
Fell out and now swimming for shore
He's wearing red shorts

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GoldenLady Wed 19-Jun-24 15:44:33

Alas he is rowing no more
Fell out and now swimming for shore
He's wearing red shorts
And he's not good at sports

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