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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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CazzJazz Sat 27-May-23 17:51:32

I'm studying how to milk cows
When I succeed , I will take bows
I'll take it slow

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Juliet27 Sat 27-May-23 18:24:50

I'm studying how to milk cows
When I succeed , I will take bows
I shall take it slow
To create a flow

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Grany Sat 27-May-23 20:23:50

I'm studying how to milk cows
When I succeed, I will take bows
I shall take it slow
To create a flow
I can do it now yay! Wow wows

Just start as you mean to go on

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Juliet27 Sun 28-May-23 06:46:14

Just start as you mean to go on
And just don’t let anyone con

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Salti Sun 28-May-23 07:07:16

Just start as you mean to go on
And just don’t let anyone con
You or put you down

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Grany Sun 28-May-23 11:03:11

07Salti

Just start as you mean to go on
And just don’t let anyone con
You or put you down
You are not a clown

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crazyH Sun 28-May-23 14:08:08

Just start as you mean to go on
And just don’t let anyone con
You or put you down
You are not a clown
You’re certainly a special one

Was hungry, so opened the fridge

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Juliet27 Sun 28-May-23 14:47:05

Was hungry, so opened the fridge
That cheesecake - I’ll take just a smidge

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 28-May-23 15:38:03

Was hungry, so opened the fridge
That cheesecake - I'll take just a smidge
No-one will notice

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keepcalmandcavachon Sun 28-May-23 21:48:25

Was hungry, so opened the fridge
That cheesecake - I'll take just a smidge
No-one will notice
Because the hostess

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GoldenLady Sun 28-May-23 23:18:33

Was hungry, so opened the fridge
That cheesecake - I'll take just a smidge
No-one will notice
Because the hostess
Is busy next door playing bridge

Yum! Maybe another?

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crazyH Sun 28-May-23 23:24:59

Btw grany - what are those number codes ? I am 54 and Salti is 07 - have I missed something?😂

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crazyH Sun 28-May-23 23:30:01

GoldenLady - hope you don’t mind the slight adjustment x

Yummy ! Shall I have another?
Not for me, it’s for my mother

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Grany Mon 29-May-23 00:59:23

crazyH

Btw grany - what are those number codes ? I am 54 and Salti is 07 - have I missed something?😂

Just your name, time copied by mistake as well as part of the limerick grin crazyH

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crazyH Mon 29-May-23 01:05:37

grany ok 😂

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Salti Mon 29-May-23 09:22:09

Yummy ! Shall I have another?
Not for me, it’s for my mother
She is too polite

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crazyH Mon 29-May-23 10:47:27

Yummy ! Shall I have another?
Not for me, it’s for my mother
She is too polite
Always does things right

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henetha Mon 29-May-23 11:55:53

Yummy ! Shall I have another?
Not for me, it’s for my mother
She is too polite
Always does things right
Me, I just don't really bother.

I think I'll go out on a bus

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GoldenLady Mon 29-May-23 13:25:45

I think I'll go out on a bus
To travel without any fuss

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 29-May-23 14:58:09

I think I'll go out on a bus
To travel without any fuss
With bus pass to hand

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LRavenscroft Mon 29-May-23 17:32:04

I think I'll go out on a bus
To travel without any fuss
With bus pass to hand
I will travel this land

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Juliet27 Mon 29-May-23 17:59:24

I think I'll go out on a bus
To travel without any fuss
With bus pass to hand
I will travel this land
And find plenty I can discuss

I wish I could find a treasure

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crazyH Mon 29-May-23 19:49:37

I wish I could find a treasure
It will give me so much pleasure

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Salti Mon 29-May-23 21:58:43

I wish I could find a treasure
It will give me so much pleasure
To discover gold

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henetha Tue 30-May-23 10:54:11

I wish I could find a treasure
It will give me so much pleasure
To discover gold
Before I'm too old

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