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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Juliet27 Tue 23-May-23 06:33:27

I hate to be at the airport
I become really distraught
There’s such a huge crowd

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Jangran99 Tue 23-May-23 07:12:42

I hate to be at the airport
I become really distraught
There’s such a huge crowd,
Much jostling and loud

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Salti Tue 23-May-23 13:16:01

I hate to be at the airport
I become really distraught
There’s such a huge crowd,
Much jostling and loud
Children who are so overwrought

Customs dismantled my suitcase

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crazyH Tue 23-May-23 13:27:04

Customs dismantled my suitcase
The contents fell out of the base

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Juliet27 Tue 23-May-23 13:33:06

Customs dismantled my suitcase
So embarrassed - they saw my lace 🥴

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Crocus5 Tue 23-May-23 18:42:48

Customs dismantled my suitcase
So embarrassed-they saw my lace😘
Glanced the other way

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VB000 Wed 24-May-23 11:00:39

Customs dismantled my suitcase
So embarrassed-they saw my lace😘
Glanced the other way
Said "Oh look, a jay!"

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GoldenLady Wed 24-May-23 15:45:47

Customs dismantled my suitcase
So embarrassed-they saw my lace😘
Glanced the other way
Said "Oh look, a jay!"
But everyone stared at my face.

They asked, "Just a tourist, you say?"

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Juliet27 Wed 24-May-23 16:29:12

They asked, "Just a tourist, you say?"
I could meet someone on the way! 😉

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CazzJazz Wed 24-May-23 17:34:50

They asked, "Just a tourist, you say?"
I could meet someone on the way!
"So what have we here?"

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Salti Wed 24-May-23 17:58:45

They asked, "Just a tourist, you say?"
I could meet someone on the way!
"So what have we here?"
With nothing to fear

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Grany Wed 24-May-23 23:04:49

They asked, "Just a tourist, you say?"
I could meet someone on the way!
"So what have we here?"
With nothing to fear
I say out loud hip hip hooray

I'm travelling to far off lands

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keepcalmandcavachon Wed 24-May-23 23:52:17

I'm travelling to far off lands
Crystal seas and soft warm sands,

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Salti Thu 25-May-23 08:42:51

I'm travelling to far off lands
Crystal seas and soft warm sands,
Good food and nice wine

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VB000 Thu 25-May-23 08:50:33

I'm travelling to far off lands
Crystal seas and soft warm sands,
Good food and nice wine
The weather is fine

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Juliet27 Thu 25-May-23 11:42:45

I'm travelling to far off lands
Crystal seas and soft warm sands,
Good food and nice wine
The weather is fine
I’m yachting - to the deck all hands.

Fond memories of a Greek isle

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GoldenLady Thu 25-May-23 15:05:08

Fond memories of a Greek isle
Are enough to bring a warm smile

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CazzJazz Thu 25-May-23 17:48:43

Fond memories of a Greek isle
Are enough to bring a warm smile
Leisurely living

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VB000 Fri 26-May-23 09:03:09

Fond memories of a Greek isle
Are enough to bring a warm smile
Leisurely living
Not one misgiving

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GoldenLady Fri 26-May-23 14:51:11

Fond memories of a Greek isle
Are enough to bring a warm smile
Leisurely living
Not one misgiving
Decided to stay for a while

Salads with fresh feta cheese

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CazzJazz Fri 26-May-23 15:18:30

Salads with fresh feta cheese
My tastebuds will be pleased

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Jangran99 Sat 27-May-23 07:53:41

Salads with fresh feta cheese
My tastebuds will be pleased
Baclava’s divine

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Salti Sat 27-May-23 08:14:43

Salads with fresh feta cheese
My tastebuds will be pleased
Baclava’s divine
The hummus is mine

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henetha Sat 27-May-23 10:34:29

Salads with fresh feta cheese
My tastebuds will be pleased
Baclava’s divine
The hummus is mine
It gives me such trembly knees.

I'm studying how to milk cows

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GoldenLady Sat 27-May-23 15:30:23

I'm studying how to milk cows
When I succeed, I will take bows

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