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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Salti Tue 30-May-23 10:57:39

I wish I could find a treasure
It will give me so much pleasure
To discover gold
Before I'm too old
To fund a lifestyle of leisure

I bought a new hammock today

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crazyH Tue 30-May-23 11:04:34

I bought a new hammock today
In it, I shall swing and I’ll sway

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VB000 Tue 30-May-23 11:05:39

I bought a new hammock today
In it, I shall swing and I’ll sway
Maybe read a book

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nanna8 Tue 30-May-23 11:19:31

I bought a new hammock today
In it, I shall swing and I’ll sway
Maybe read a book
In a shady nook

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crazyH Tue 30-May-23 11:29:37

I bought a new hammock today
In it, I shall swing and I’ll sway
Maybe read a book
In a shady nook
While the sun shines, I shall make hay.

Save your pennies, don’t go abroad

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Salti Tue 30-May-23 13:16:13

Save your pennies, don’t go abroad
I'll shiver and also get bored

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GoldenLady Tue 30-May-23 15:09:56

Save your pennies, don’t go abroad
I'll shiver and also get bored
So go somewhere tropical

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Grany Wed 31-May-23 20:23:32

Save your pennies, don’t go abroad
I'll shiver and also get bored
So go somewhere tropical
Now that's topical

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crazyH Wed 31-May-23 20:59:40

Save your pennies, don’t go abroad
I'll shiver and also get bored
So go somewhere tropical
Now that's topical
What about the Norwegian Ffjords ?

The long queues at passport control

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Salti Wed 31-May-23 21:28:25

The long queues at passport control
Slows everything down to a crawl

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crazyH Wed 31-May-23 23:49:05

The long queues at passport control
Slows everything down to a crawl
My poor feet, they cramp

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Jun-23 07:12:20

The long queues at passport control
Slows everything down to a crawl
My poor feet, they cramp
Awaiting the stamp

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Juliet27 Thu 01-Jun-23 08:29:08

The long queues at passport control
Slows everything down to a crawl
My poor feet, they cramp
Awaiting the stamp
It’s just so full, this airport mall

We hope that travel will be smooth

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Jun-23 15:37:23

We hope that travel will be smooth
And when we get into the groove

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GoldenLady Thu 01-Jun-23 16:13:29

We hope that travel will be smooth
And when we get into the groove
We'll enjoy some new places

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CazzJazz Thu 01-Jun-23 17:12:38

We hope that travel will be smooth
And when we get into the groove
We'll enjoy some new places
Meet lots of new faces

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Salti Fri 02-Jun-23 09:05:27

We hope that travel will be smooth
And when we get into the groove
We'll enjoy some new places
Meet lots of new faces
Even take a trip to the Louvre

The sights and sounds of Gay Paree

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VB000 Fri 02-Jun-23 10:01:30

The sights and sounds of Gay Paree
I'll get there in an old Capri

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henetha Fri 02-Jun-23 11:27:48

The sights and sounds of Gay Paree
I'll get there in an old Capri,
The traffic is mad

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GoldenLady Fri 02-Jun-23 13:47:37

The sights and sounds of Gay Paree
I'll get there in an old Capri,
The traffic is mad
But I will be glad

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crazyH Fri 02-Jun-23 16:12:38

The sights and sounds of Gay Paree
I'll get there in an old Capri,
The traffic is mad
But I will be glad
To have fresh croissants with my tea.

I’ll pick up a frenchman or two

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CazzJazz Fri 02-Jun-23 16:19:08

I'll pick up a frenchman or two
Who may teach me something new

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Salti Sat 03-Jun-23 09:22:05

I'll pick up a frenchman or two
Who may teach me something new
I love Gallic charm

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GoldenLady Sat 03-Jun-23 15:35:19

I'll pick up a frenchman or two
Who may teach me something new
I love Gallic charm
Poetic and warm

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keepcalmandcavachon Sat 03-Jun-23 20:51:53

I'll pick up a frenchman or two
Who may teach me something new
I love Gallic charm
Poetic and warm
Just like a nice 'cordon bleu'

At the start of a heady romance,

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