Limericks 18 (cont'd)

I enjoy a good walk in the park
But not on my own after dark
A chance I won’t take

I enjoy a good walk in the park
But not on my own after dark
A chance I won’t take
For down near the lake

I enjoy a good walk in the park
But not on my own after dark
A chance I won’t take
For down near the lake
There are people with minds like a shark!

Perhaps stick to daytime adventures?

Perhaps stick to daytime adventures?
Trying not to lose my dentures

Perhaps stick to daytime adventures?
Trying not to lose my dentures
A walk on the beach

Perhaps stick to daytime adventures?
Trying not to lose my dentures
A walk on the beach
If not far to reach

Perhaps stick to daytime adventures?
Trying not to lose my dentures
A walk on the beach
If not far to reach
And remember to bring a thirst quencher.

Mysteries are fun, though, in books

Should have said, "bring some thirst quenchers." Would have rhymed better. I wish we could edit.

Mysteries are fun, though, in books
Don’t want to deal with real life crooks

Mysteries are fun, though, in books
Don't want to deal with real life crooks
For a life of crime

Mysteries are fun, though, in books
Don't want to deal with real life crooks
For a life of crime
Without doing time

Mysteries are fun, though, in books
Don't want to deal with real life crooks
For a life of crime
Without doing time
Leaving us all on tenterhooks

The world’s no longer a safe place

The world’s no longer a safe place
That never was really the case

The world’s no longer a safe place
That never was really the case
There's always been crime

The world’s no longer a safe place
That never was really the case
There's always been crime
‘Specially at night time

The world’s no longer a safe place
That never was really the case
There's always been crime
‘Specially at night time
But sometimes wrongly blamed on race

Although travel is easy now

Although travel is easy now
It’s the packing that gets me down

Although travel is easy now
It's the packing that gets me down
Should I roll or fold?

Although travel is easy now
It's the packing that gets me down
Should I roll or fold?
These clothes look so old

Although travel is easy now
It's the packing that gets me down
Should I roll or fold?
These clothes look so old
I need a shopping trip to town

New undies for my holiday

New undies for my holiday
Something exotic but not grey

New undies for my holiday
Something exotic but not grey
Floral bikini

New undies for my holiday
Something exotic but not grey
Floral bikini
But not too tiny

New undies for my holiday
Something exotic but not grey
Floral bikini
But not too tiny
I'd frighten the señors away

I hate to be at the airport

I hate to be at the airport
I become really distraught