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A turtle was crossing the road
It was seeking a change of abode
Some grass fresh and green
Where he’ll find his queen
And it won’t be a large ugly toad!

He’s seeking a bride with a shell

He's seeking a bride with a shell
Over nice scaly skin as well

He's seeking a bride with a shell
Over nice scaly skin as well
But with a soft heart

He's seeking a bride with a shell
Over nice scaly skin as well
But with a soft heart
Oh, wherefore thou art?

He's seeking a bride with a shell
Over nice scaly skin as well
But with a soft heart
Oh, wherefore thou art?
(She also should have a nice smell.)

He suddenly noticed a scent

He suddenly noticed a scent
So ‘swiftly’ on its trail he went

He suddenly noticed a scent
So ‘swiftly’ on its trail he went
Midst roses galore

He suddenly noticed a scent
So 'swiftly' on its trail he went
Midst roses galore
He gave a loud roar

He suddenly noticed a scent
So 'swiftly' on its trail he went
Midst roses galore
He gave a loud roar
His bubbling passion to vent

He plunged through the hedge to next door

He plunged through the hedge to next door
And she was upside down on the floor

He plunged through the hedge to next door
And she was upside down on the floor
He then flipped her over

He plunged through the hedge to next door
And she was upside down on the floor
He then flipped her over
She was covered in clover

He plunged through the hedge to next door
And she was upside down on the floor
He then flipped her over
She was covered in clover
I found you at last, mon amour!

And off in the sunset they strolled

And off in the sunset they strolled
Whilst their virtues they both extolled

And off in the sunset they strolled
Whilst their virtues they both extolled
He flexed his arm muscles

And off in the sunset they strolled
Whilst their virtues they both extolled
He flexed his arm muscles
They loved great tussles

And off in the sunset they strolled
Whilst their virtues they both extolled
He flexed his arm muscles
They loved great tussles
In a mountain of hay, they rolled

He toppled on his back and screamed

He toppled on his back and screamed
A very strange sound, so it seemed

He toppled on his back and screamed
A very strange sound, so it seemed
I'm knackered, my pet

He toppled on his back and screamed
A very strange sound, so it seemed
I'm knackered, my pet
I’m not ready yet

He toppled on his back and screamed
A very strange sound, so it seemed
I'm knackered, my pet
I’m not ready yet
This wasn’t the outcome I dreamed.

The football is very exciting

The football is very exciting,
In fact, my nails I've been biting,

The football is so exciting,
In fact, my nails I've been biting,
Those girls are so tough

The football is so exciting
In fact, my nails I've been biting
Those girls are so tough
And they know their stuff

The football is so exciting
In fact, my nails I've been biting
Those girls are so tough
And they know their stuff
Especially with all of the fighting.

My ride on a horse ended badly