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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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Crocus5 Thu 28-Jul-22 16:30:02

My ride on a horse ended badly
It bolted, I fell off sadly

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Nell8 Thu 28-Jul-22 18:19:18

My ride on a horse ended badly
It bolted, I fell off sadly
My jodhpurs were ripped

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Bellanonna Thu 28-Jul-22 18:56:23

My ride on a horse ended badly
It bolted, I fell off sadly
My jodhpurs were ripped
My body just flipped

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GoldenLady Thu 28-Jul-22 19:07:32

My ride on a horse ended badly
It bolted, I fell off sadly
My jodhpurs were ripped
My body just flipped
But everyone was laughing madly!

No more horseback adventures for me!

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Grany Thu 28-Jul-22 21:15:21

No more horseback adventures for me!
I'll sit down have a cup of tea

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henetha Fri 29-Jul-22 10:18:11

No more horseback adventures for me!
I'll sit down have a cup of tea
With a slice of cake

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 29-Jul-22 13:43:27

No more horseback adventures for me!
I'll sit down and have a cup of tea
With a slice of cake
Which I must now bake

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GoldenLady Fri 29-Jul-22 15:01:52

No more horseback adventures for me!
I'll sit down and have a cup of tea
With a slice of cake
Which I must now bake
First I'll nap for an hour or three.

Wilbur encountered a skunk

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Nell8 Fri 29-Jul-22 15:23:34

Wilbur encountered a skunk
As he left the pub feeling drunk

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crazyH Fri 29-Jul-22 16:03:16

Wilbur encountered a skunk
As he left the pub feeling drunk
What’s that smell he askef

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Jangran99 Fri 29-Jul-22 17:09:37

Our Wilbur encountered a skunk
As he left the pub feeling drunk
What’s that smell he asked,
I wish I were masked

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NanKate Fri 29-Jul-22 17:24:37

Our Wilbur encountered a skunk
As he left the pub feeling drunk
What’s that smell he asked,
I wish I were masked
I’ve stepped in a whole load of gunk

The Commonwealth games have started today

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Jangran99 Fri 29-Jul-22 17:39:18

to keep syllables to 8 wink

The Commonwealth games have started,
Brummie welcome so warm-hearted

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crazyH Fri 29-Jul-22 18:17:55

The Commonwealth games have started,
Brummie welcome so warm-hearted
I’d love to be there

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NanKate Sat 30-Jul-22 02:02:39

The Commonwealth games have started,
Brummie welcome so warm-hearted
I’d love to be there
Under the glare

(Thanks Fran will remember the 8 syllables. ?)

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henetha Sun 31-Jul-22 11:51:17

The Commonwealth games have started,
Brummie welcome so warm-hearted
I’d love to be there
Under the glare,
Delighted till they've departed.

Today is so warm and muggy

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bridie54 Sun 31-Jul-22 13:38:34

Today is so warm and muggy
It’s making my mind feel all fuggy

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GoldenLady Sun 31-Jul-22 15:12:35

Today is so warm and muggy
It’s making my mind feel all fuggy
The planet is boiling

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 01-Aug-22 15:22:28

Today is so warm and muggy
It's making my mind feel all fuggy
The planet is boiling
Too hot for toiling

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NanKate Mon 01-Aug-22 16:52:56

Today is so warm and muggy
It's making my mind feel all fuggy
The planet is boiling
Too hot for toiling
I’ll go for a ride on my buggy

My lawn is all dry and parched

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Squiffy Mon 01-Aug-22 17:20:41

My lawn is all dry and parched
The plants all look so stiff and starched

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crazyH Mon 01-Aug-22 17:58:55

My lawn is all dry and parched
The plants all look so stiff and starched
They’re not beautiful

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GoldenLady Mon 01-Aug-22 19:10:27

My lawn is all dry and parched
The plants all look so stiff and starched
They’re not beautiful
Not at all suitable

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henetha Tue 02-Aug-22 11:13:11

My lawn is all dry and parched
The plants all look so stiff and starched
They’re not beautiful
Not at all suitable
And stunted roses have not arched.

So, hose or watering can today?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 02-Aug-22 16:54:12

So, hose or watering can today?
The cans are hard work, I must say

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