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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 20-Jul-22 09:28:12

I'm planning a pizza for tea
Maybe a big one just for me?

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nanna8 Wed 20-Jul-22 09:30:54

I’m planning a pizza for tea
But Blue’s getting millet from me

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Crocus5 Wed 20-Jul-22 10:46:53

I’m planning a pizza for tea
But Blue’s getting millet from me
Maybe ham and cheese

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henetha Wed 20-Jul-22 10:49:02

I’m planning a pizza for tea
But Blue’s getting millet from me
Maybe ham and cheese,
A nice strong cheese, please,

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Crocus5 Thu 21-Jul-22 21:17:14

I’m planning a pizza for tea
But Blue’s getting millet from me
Maybe ham and cheese
A nice strong cheese, please
That would be a definite plea

I’m so glad it’s much cooler now

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crazyH Thu 21-Jul-22 21:35:50

I’m so glad it’s much cooler now
In the spare room I’ll stay, but how

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 22-Jul-22 10:16:03

I'm so glad it's much cooler now
In the spare room I'll stay, but how
Its windows face north

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Nell8 Fri 22-Jul-22 16:07:32

I'm so glad it's much cooler now
In the spare room I'll stay, but how
Its windows face north
O'erlooking the Forth

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henetha Sat 23-Jul-22 10:39:05

I'm so glad it's much cooler now
In the spare room I'll stay, but how
Its windows face north
O'erlooking the Forth
And a hairy old highland cow.

It's horns look amazingly sharp

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Squiffy Sat 23-Jul-22 10:48:54

It's horns look amazingly sharp
They’d soon pierce a hole in a tarp

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Mollygo Sat 23-Jul-22 11:32:49

Its horns look amazingly sharp
They’d soon pierce a hole in a tarp
Whilst chewing the cud

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GoldenLady Sat 23-Jul-22 13:04:30

Its horns look amazingly sharp
They’d soon pierce a hole in a tarp
Whilst chewing the cud
And wading through mud

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Nell8 Sat 23-Jul-22 21:43:06

Its horns look amazingly sharp
They'd soon pierce a hole in a tarp
Whilst chewing the cud
And wading through mud
Releasing an audible parp

I watered the garden tonight

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Jangran99 Sat 23-Jul-22 23:31:52

I watered the garden tonight
Came upon a terrible sight

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nanna8 Sun 24-Jul-22 00:07:33

I watered the garden tonight
Came upon a terrible sight
A large ugly toad

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Mollygo Sun 24-Jul-22 10:30:28

I watered the garden tonight
Came upon a terrible sight
A large ugly toad,
Crawled in from the road

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henetha Sun 24-Jul-22 11:19:41

I watered the garden tonight
Came upon a terrible sight
A large ugly toad,
Crawled in from the road,
I suddenly thought, do they bite?

It very soon hopped on it's way

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Crocus5 Sun 24-Jul-22 12:55:25

It very soon hopped on its way
Though might be back another day

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 24-Jul-22 14:49:18

It very soon hopped on its way
Though might be back another day
It needs a good pond

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Jangran99 Sun 24-Jul-22 15:48:51

It very soon hopped on its way
Though might be back another day
It needs a good pond
Where first it was spawned

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GoldenLady Sun 24-Jul-22 18:41:42

It very soon hopped on its way
Though might be back another day
It needs a good pond
Where first it was spawned
Or maybe it came from the Bay?

A turtle was crossing the road

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Bellanonna Sun 24-Jul-22 18:47:26

A turtle was crossing the road
It was seeking a change of abode

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nanna8 Sun 24-Jul-22 23:31:59

A turtle was crossing the road
It was seeking a change of abode
Some grass fresh and green

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crazyH Sun 24-Jul-22 23:52:13

A turtle was crossing the road
It was seeking a change of abode
Some grass fresh and green
Where I’ll find my queen

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crazyH Sun 24-Jul-22 23:53:23

A turtle was crossing the road
It was seeking a change of abode
Some grass fresh and green
Where he’ll find his queen

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