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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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Hellogirl1 Fri 12-Nov-21 23:56:30

I`d have donkeys if I had land
Tho` their braying would make me mad
So gentle and sweet
All your grass they`d eat
And always eat out of your hand

They are not as stubborn as mules

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 13-Nov-21 11:41:38

They are not as stubborn as mules
That is for daft ignorant fools

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crazyH Sat 13-Nov-21 22:36:08

They are not as stubborn as mules
That is for daft ignorant fools
‘Rember’ the sea side?

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Jangran99 Sun 14-Nov-21 16:45:52

They are not as stubborn as mules
That is for daft ignorant fools
‘Member’ the sea side?
How I loved to ride

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Hellogirl1 Sun 14-Nov-21 23:30:49

They are not as stubborn as mules
That is for daft ignorant fools
`Member` the sea side?
How I loved to ride
Especially through all the rock pools

If you looked carefully there were fish

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Nov-21 07:52:49

If you looked carefully there were fish
Sea anemones you might squish

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 15-Nov-21 11:55:02

If you looked carefully there were fish
Sea anemones you might squish
A crab caught my foot

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henetha Mon 15-Nov-21 14:36:29

If you looked carefully there were fish
Sea anemones you might squish
A crab caught my foot,
I stupidly put

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GoldenLady Mon 15-Nov-21 17:37:08

If you looked carefully there were fish
Sea anemones you might squish
A crab caught my foot,
I stupidly put
In his way, which he found delish.

I think I'll return to dry land

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Nov-21 21:33:26

I think I'll return to dry land
Maybe I’ll just walk on the sand

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Hellogirl1 Mon 15-Nov-21 21:53:34

I think I`ll return to dry land
Maybe I`ll just walk on the sand
Build castles, or three

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Crocus5 Tue 16-Nov-21 10:06:14

I think I’ll return to dry land
Maybe I’ll just walk on the sand
Build castles, or three
Have a nice cream tea

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henetha Tue 16-Nov-21 10:17:02

I think I’ll return to dry land
Maybe I’ll just walk on the sand
Build castles, or three
Have a nice cream tea
And then join the local brass band.

I quite fancy banging a drum

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 16-Nov-21 16:32:14

I quite fancy banging a drum
But it makes my tinnitus thrum

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Juliet27 Wed 17-Nov-21 07:09:34

I quite fancy banging a drum
But it makes my tinnitus thrum
So a tambourine

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henetha Wed 17-Nov-21 10:46:46

I quite fancy banging a drum
But it makes my tinnitus thrum
So a tambourine
Is softer, I mean

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Hellogirl1 Wed 17-Nov-21 22:09:04

I quite fancy banging a drum
But it makes my tinnitus thrum
So a tambourine
Is softer, I mean
I`ll just tap it down on my tum

The jingling sound that it makes

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henetha Fri 19-Nov-21 10:11:21

The jingling sound that it makes
Is pretty and gives me the shakes

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GoldenLady Fri 19-Nov-21 21:15:31

The jingling sound that it makes
Is pretty and gives me the shakes
Though next door, at the zoo,

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Hellogirl1 Fri 19-Nov-21 23:33:51

The jingling sound that it makes
Is pretty and gives me the shakes
Though next door, at the zoo,
An Oz kangaroo

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GoldenLady Sat 20-Nov-21 00:27:32

The jingling sound that it makes
Is pretty and gives me the shakes
Though next door, at the zoo,
An Oz kangaroo
Escaped, along with the snakes!

Kids love to play in the snow

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Juliet27 Sat 20-Nov-21 06:38:36

As kids love to play in the snow
Nowadays they have far to go

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henetha Sat 20-Nov-21 10:40:51

As kids love to play in the snow
Nowadays they have far to go
For making snowballs

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-Nov-21 14:56:44

As kids love to play in the snow
Nowadays they have far to go
For making snowballs
Despite Mother's calls

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crazyH Sat 20-Nov-21 16:10:37

As kids love to play in the snow
Nowadays they have far to go
For making snowballs
Despite Mother's calls
To go in and play with the dough

Dark clouds are filling the blue sky

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