Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

Carrying on......

It's fun to be starting new rhymes

It's fun to be starting new rhymes
As we move along with the times

It's fun to be starting new rhymes
As we move along with the times
Long ,dark nights draw in

It's fun to be starting new rhymes
As we move along with the times
Long ,dark nights draw in
We’re cosy within

It's fun to be starting new rhymes
As we move along with the times
Long ,dark nights draw in
We’re cosy within
And abed by 10 o’clock’s chimes.

But these long evenings bring pleasure

But these long evenings bring pleasure,
I sit here counting my treasure,

But these long evenings bring pleasure,
I sit here counting my treasure,
Will there be enough

But these long evenings bring pleasure,
I sit here counting my treasure,
Will there be enough
For this winter tough

But these long evenings bring pleasure,
I sit here counting my treasure,
Will there be enough
For this winter tough
Stock up on bread, for good measure

I’m running quite low on thermals

I’m running quite low on thermals
And cold like the Russian Urals

I’m running quite low on thermals
And cold like the Russian Urals
Damart, I do need

I’m running quite low on thermals
And cold like the Russian Urals
Damart, I do need
They're warm, I concede

I’m running quite low on thermals
And cold like the Russian Urals
Damart, I do need
They're warm, I concede
In plain and some pretty florals

So now I feel warm and toasty

So now I feel warm and toasty
Much better than chilly and ghosty

So now I feel warm and toasty
Much better than chilly and ghosty
But my hot flushes

So now I feel warm and toasty
Much better than chilly and ghosty
But my hot flushes
Cause many blushes

So now I feel warm and toasty
Much better than chilly and ghosty
But my hot flushes
Cause many blushes
Pink like a hot Rooster roastie

It's time for autumnal baked spuds

It's time for autumnal baked spuds
And steaming hot brown treacle puds

It's time for autumnal baked spuds
And steaming hot brown treacle puds
Or dumplings in stew

It's time for autumnal baked spuds
And steaming hot brown treacle puds
Or dumplings in stew
But no barbecue

It's time for autumnal baked spuds
And steaming hot brown treacle puds
Or dumplings in stew
But no barbecue
After tramping home from the woods.

Tom tried to learn the violin

Tom tried to learn the violin
Before he flew to the Kremlin

Tom tried to learn the violin
Before he flew to the Kremlin
There he learned balalaika

Tom tried to learn the violin
Before he flew to the Kremlin
Learned balalaika
Made of formica