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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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GoldenLady Fri 05-Nov-21 15:55:55

They think they are the Evil Dead
When they were challenged, off they fled
But when I caught one
He really was fun

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Hellogirl1 Fri 05-Nov-21 22:57:29

They think they are the evil dead
When they were challenged, off they fled
But when I caught one
He really was fun
But he really was a big head

He thought he was cleverer than me

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 06-Nov-21 14:18:21

He thought he was cleverer than me
But modesty, surely, is key?

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Nov-21 07:32:34

He thought he was cleverer than me
But modesty, surely, is key?
I don’t like to brag

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henetha Sun 07-Nov-21 12:01:00

He thought he was cleverer than me
But modesty, surely, is key?
I don’t like to brag
Or my own tail wag

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Nov-21 17:00:43

He thought he was cleverer than me
But modesty, surely, is key?
I don’t like to brag
Or my own tail wag
In reserve I have a degree

When I first started at my school

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Hellogirl1 Sun 07-Nov-21 22:59:59

When I first started at my school
My mum made me look such a fool

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crazyH Sun 07-Nov-21 23:27:07

When I first started at my school
My mum made me look such a fool
My uniform was frayed

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henetha Mon 08-Nov-21 10:28:34

When I first started at my school
My mum made me look such a fool
My uniform was frayed
My dinner un-paid

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 09-Nov-21 16:57:29

When I first started at my school
My mum made me look such a fool
My uniform was frayed
My dinner unpaid
I had to stand on dunces' stool.

And as for sport - what can I say?

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Hellogirl1 Tue 09-Nov-21 22:07:37

And as for sport-what can I say?
I hate doing it ev`ry day

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crazyH Tue 09-Nov-21 22:52:23

And as for sport-what can I say?
I hate doing it ev`ry day
I gave excuses

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Juliet27 Wed 10-Nov-21 06:34:42

And as for sport-what can I say?
I hate doing it ev`ry day
I gave excuses
My strength reduces

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henetha Wed 10-Nov-21 10:21:31

And as for sport-what can I say?
I hate doing it ev`ry day
I gave excuses
My strength reduces
I might do it if they would pay.

Sport now pays out millons of pounds

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GoldenLady Wed 10-Nov-21 15:31:55

Sport now pays out millons of pounds
The profit for playing abounds

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 10-Nov-21 15:40:22

Sport now pays out millions of pounds
The profit for playing abounds
We're in the wrong job

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Hellogirl1 Wed 10-Nov-21 21:50:27

Sport now pays out millions of pounds
The profit for playing abounds
We`re in the wrong job
Might earn a few bob

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Nov-21 01:45:06

Sport now pays out millions of pounds
The profit for playing abounds
We`re in the wrong job
Might earn a few bob
Maybe I’ll try racing greyhounds.

But then I know I’d take them home

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henetha Thu 11-Nov-21 12:19:30

But then I know I’d take them home
To hug and give a juicy bone

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-Nov-21 15:49:11

But then I know I'd take them home
To hug and give a juicy bone
Cuddle by the fire

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Hellogirl1 Thu 11-Nov-21 21:56:17

But then I know I`d take them home
To hug and give a juicy bone
Cuddle by the fire
Music from a choir

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Juliet27 Fri 12-Nov-21 12:12:15

But then I know I`d take them home
To hug and give a juicy bone
Cuddle by the fire
Music from a choir
They’d never, ever want to roam.

I’d have donkeys if I had land

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crazyH Fri 12-Nov-21 13:30:32

I’d have donkeys if I had land
Tho’ their braying would make me mad

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 12-Nov-21 15:01:26

I'd have donkeys if I had land
Tho' their braying would make me mad
So gentle and sweet

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GoldenLady Fri 12-Nov-21 16:02:01

I'd have donkeys if I had land
Tho' their braying would make me mad
So gentle and sweet
All your grass they would eat!

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