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Limericks 14

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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henetha Mon 11-Jan-21 12:04:35

A young photographer called Charlie
Went to work every day on a Harley
He broke the speed limit
Attempting to mimic
A brilliant driver called Farley.

Next week I will learn to play chess

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nanna8 Mon 11-Jan-21 12:07:01

Next week I will learn to play chess
And the week after that make a dress

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Juliet27 Mon 11-Jan-21 16:17:13

Next week I will learn to play chess
And the week after that make a dress
Although full of plans

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FarNorth Mon 11-Jan-21 17:56:08

Next week I will learn to play chess
And the week after that make a dress
Although full of plans
To amaze my fans

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Juliet27 Mon 11-Jan-21 20:04:44

Next week I will learn to play chess
And the week after that make a dress
Although full of plans
To amaze my fans
I won’t get started I confess

This lockdown has me seizing up

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Jangran99 Mon 11-Jan-21 22:17:13

This lockdown has me seizing up
Perhaps I will buy me a pup

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nanna8 Mon 11-Jan-21 22:55:22

This lockdown has.me seizing up
Perhaps I will buy me a pup
Or maybe even a tropical fish

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Dragonella Tue 12-Jan-21 00:31:18

This lockdown has.me seizing up
Perhaps I will buy me a pup
Or maybe even a tropical fish
(in an aquarium, not on a dish)

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henetha Tue 12-Jan-21 11:59:14

Please, - Limericks are 88558 syllables.

This lockdown has.me seizing up
Perhaps I will buy me a pup
Or maybe tropical fish
And not on a dish
Not even in a great big cup.

I've always wanted a lizard

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FarNorth Tue 12-Jan-21 12:55:17

I've always wanted a lizard
A pet that would be so wizard

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 12-Jan-21 12:56:22

I've always wanted a lizard
But instead I found a wizard

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Juliet27 Wed 13-Jan-21 17:22:12

I've always wanted a lizard
But instead I found a wizard
My pals were impressed

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Jangran99 Wed 13-Jan-21 21:26:41

I've always wanted a lizard
But instead I found a wizard
My pals were impressed
When my magic guest

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crazyH Wed 13-Jan-21 22:49:20

I've always wanted a lizard
But instead I found a wizard
My pals were impressed
When my magic guest
Created a storm ‘n blizzard

My guests were in awe, so impressed

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Jangran99 Wed 13-Jan-21 23:31:06

My guests were in awe, so impressed
When I served a lobster all dressed

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Hellogirl1 Thu 14-Jan-21 00:27:21

My guests were in awe, so impressed
When I served a lobster all dressed
Up in dinner suit

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crazyH Thu 14-Jan-21 00:33:28

My guests were in awe, so impressed
When I served a lobster all dressed
Up in dinner suit
With bow tie to boot

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Juliet27 Thu 14-Jan-21 07:39:32

My guests were in awe, so impressed
When I served a lobster all dressed
Up in dinner suit
With bow tie to boot
Having saved that outfit for best

Entertaining’s now in the past

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nanna8 Thu 14-Jan-21 08:17:14

Entertaining’s now in the past
But hopefully this won’t last

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henetha Thu 14-Jan-21 10:11:40

Entertaining’s now in the past
But hopefully this won’t last
We'll party quite soon

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 14-Jan-21 12:08:27

Entertaining's now in the past
But hopefully this won't last
We'll party quite soon
With friends, what a boon

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Jangran99 Thu 14-Jan-21 14:20:55

Entertaining's now in the past
But hopefully this won't last
We'll party quite soon
With friends, what a boon
And an end to feeling downcast.

My first resolution is burst

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Juliet27 Thu 14-Jan-21 17:05:57

My first resolution is burst
Sadly for gin I had a thirst

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Hellogirl1 Fri 15-Jan-21 00:20:37

My first resolution is burst
Sadly for gin I had a thirst
One led to another

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Juliet27 Fri 15-Jan-21 02:42:32

My first resolution is burst
Sadly for gin I had a thirst
One led to another
Ruins a mother!

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